Movie Guide

Thu 18th January

Morning

Shanghai Knights

The Old World meets the Wild West as Chon Wang and Roy O'Bannon jump back in the saddle. Chon leaves his honourable life as sheriff of Carson City when his sister brings news of his estranged father's murder. On a daring quest for honour and revenge, Chon reunites with Roy, his yarn-spinning sidekick. The trail leads to London, landing America's favourite heroes in the middle of a plot to eliminate the royal family. Chon has his hands - and feet - full as he tries to avenge his father, give Victorian Britain a kick in the pants, and keep love-struck Roy away from his sister. Who says you can't teach the old world new tricks?

Thu 18th January

Married to the Mob

When Angela Demarco learns that her husband, a mob hit man, has been murdered, she decides to break away from the influence of 'the family'. Her troubles are multiplied when her husband's boss, Tony 'The Tiger' Russo takes a liking to her, now she has unwittingly becomes involved in an FBI plan to arrest the mafia boss with the help of the agent who has been secretly following her.

Thu 18th January

iSteve

A comedic look at the life of Steve Jobs.

Thu 18th January

Semi-Pro

This is an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA, a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivalled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest. Jackie Moon, is a one-hit wonder who used the profits from the success of his chart-topping song, 'Love Me Sexy', to achieve his dream of owning a basketball team. But Moon's franchise, the Flint Michigan Tropics, is the worst team in the league and in danger of folding when the ABA announces its plans to merge with the NBA. If they want to survive, Jackie and the Tropics must now do the seemingly impossible: win.

Thu 18th January

Bringing Down the House

A straight-laced lonely guy meets a woman on the Internet who happens to be in prison, breaks out to be with him, and proceeds to wreak havoc on his middle-class life.

Thu 18th January

Bran Nue Dae

It's the summer of 1969 and young Willie is filled with the life of the idyllic old pearling port Broome, in the north of Western Australia - fishing, hanging out with his mates, and when he can, his girl Rosie. However, his mother Theresa has great hopes for him and she returns him to the religious mission in Perth for further schooling. After being punished by Father Benedictus for an act of youthful rebellion, Willie runs away from the mission. But to where - he's too ashamed to go home, it will break his mother's heart.

Thu 18th January

Kingpin

The Farrelly Brothers direct this outrageous comedy about a former bowling champion who finds himself reduced to a sleazy, small-time hustler, thanks to a double-crossing bowling con man. When the one-time champion discovers a new protege, among the Amish of Pennsylvania Dutch County, he thinks he's found his ticket back to the fast lane. A riotously funny road trip ensues as this hysterically mismatched duo sets out to con their way to the bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. On the way they find a secret weapon - Claudia. She can swing a mean ball and has the best pins in the business.

Thu 18th January

White Chicks

What happens when two fumbling FBI agents disguise themselves as mega-rich princesses to infiltrate high society? Snap! It's frantic antics and nonstop hilarity as the brothers go from hapless G-men to haute couture G-strings. Groovin' tunes, hardcore jams and a side-splitting disco dance-off with the bluebloods fuel outrageous laughs from start to finish. Two brothers just keepin' it real. Sort of.

Thu 18th January

Noon

Amateur Night

The story centres on an insecure expectant father who, unable to find work in his field, unwittingly accepts a job chauffeuring prostitutes around Los Angeles. The story unfolds over the course of one night as the milquetoast dad finds he just may have the right stuff for fatherhood.

Thu 18th January

Men at Work

With little respect for their superiors, and even less for the law, two garbage collectors have made trouble a way of life. Practical jokers with a gift for the truly twisted gag, our two pranksters glide through work with one eye on the ladies and other on the surf shop they dream of owning one day. Their fun-loving lives turned upside down when they discovered the corpse of a local politician and realise that they will be prime suspects. Pursued by both the police and the real killers, they know that to save their lives they'll have to solve the crime.

Thu 18th January

Super Troopers

You don't mess with the law. The law messes with you. Always looking for action, five over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated State Troopers raise hell on the highways, keeping motorists anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Threatened with shutdown by the state government and an ongoing feud with the local cops, the Super Troopers find themselves hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction. Things get even more complicated when a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The Super Troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.

Thu 18th January

Evening

Bowfinger

How does Bobby Bowfinger, Hollywood's least successful director, get Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's biggest star, in his ultra low-budget film? Any way he can. With an ingenious scheme and the help of Kit's eager and nerdy brother Jiff, an ambitious and sexy wannabe and an over-the-hill diva, Bowfinger sets out to trick Kit Ramsey into the performance of a lifetime.

Thu 18th January

Down Periscope

Veteran skipper John Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine. Instead, he's given the helm of the Stingray, a diesel-powered WWII sub crewed by a collection of maladjusted, mistake-prone misfits.

Thu 18th January

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

He's the best there is. In fact, he's the only one there is! He's Ace Ventura, pet detective, and he's on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, and quarterback Dan Marino. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins, and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man or beast.

Thu 18th January

Once Bitten

A centuries-old vampiress comes to Los Angeles and stalks male virgins - she needs their blood to retain her youth and beauty. Her targets are left with an appetite for raw hamburgers and a tendency to sleep during the day so as to avoid sunlight.

Fri 19th January

Morning

Beverly Hills Ninja

An elite society of Japanese warriors has prophesised that one day a blonde-haired fair-skinned child will come to their village and lead them as a fighter of a remarkable skill and bravery. So when an American child who fell overboard on an ocean liner washes up on their shores, they adopt him as one of their own and patiently instruct him in the ways of a ninja. Trouble is, the child, whom they name Haru, grows up to be fat, clumsy, not especially bright, and startlingly inept as a warrior. Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison, a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the states and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment. Haru's minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei, to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere.

Fri 19th January

Mystery Men

Captain Amazing is the prominent superhero of a major superhero city who is captured by his nemesis. Casanova Frankenstein is the villain of the day and it's up to an inept group of amateurs to save the world. Super-villains look out: these aren't your classic heroes! There's the fork-flinging Blue Raja, the bowling ball-hurling Bowler, the only-when-nobody's-looking Invisible Boy, the shovel-wielding Shoveller and the perpetually-angry Mr Furious.

Fri 19th January

Keeping Mum

Walter Goodfellow, the vicar for the small English country parish of Little Wallop, has allowed his marriage to Gloria go stale, and he is so detached from his family that he has not taken notice that his 17-year-old daughter Holly is going through a succession of inappropriate relationships with unsuitable boyfriends, and his son Petey fears going to school due to being bullied. Out of desperation for affection, Gloria begins to fall for the advances of Lance, the American golf pro that is giving her "private" lessons. The problems upsetting the family start to fade away after Grace Hawkins, the new housekeeper arrives and starts tending to matters as an older and rather darkly mysterious version of Mary Poppins.

Fri 19th January

Clerks

It's one wild day in the life of a pair of overworked counter jockeys, whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service. Even while braving a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and straighten out their offbeat love lives. The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can and will happen when these guys are left to run the store.

Fri 19th January

Bernie

This film is loosely based on an article written in 1998, chronicling the murder of socialite Marjorie Nugent. Bernie Tiede is the much loved assistant funeral director in the tiny, rural town of Carthage, Texas. He taught Sunday school, sang in the church choir and was always willing to lend a helping hand. Everyone loved and appreciated Bernie, so it came as no surprise when he befriended Marjorie, an affluent widow who was as well known for her sour attitude, as well as her fortune. Bernie frequently travelled with Marjorie and even managed her banking affairs. Marjorie quickly became fully dependent on Bernie and his generosity and Bernie struggled to meet her increasing demands.

Fri 19th January

The Hot Chick

Thanks to a curse attached to some ancient earrings, Jessica has changed bodies and now must convince hot chick pals April and Keecia of her true identity before their long, giggly, underwear-filled sleepovers can continue.

Fri 19th January

Zoolander

Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year but his face falls when hippie-chic 'he's so hot right now' Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.

Fri 19th January

Noon

The Whole Ten Yards

Thanks to falsified dental records, retired hitman Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski faked his own death and has taken up a new line of work as a homemaker for his wife Jill, a novice assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past appears. It's their former neighbour Oz who begs them to help rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob.

Fri 19th January

Barbershop: The Next Cut

When the surrounding community takes a turn for the worse, the crew at the barbershop come together to not only save the shop, but their neighbourhood too.

Fri 19th January

Tammy

Tammy is having a bad day. She's totalled her clunker car, gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint and, instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbour in her own house. It's time to take her boom box and book it. The bad news is she's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl, is her only option with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs.

Fri 19th January

Evening

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

A professional fish tank cleaner, Deuce finds himself in desperate need of cash to quickly repair the damage he's done to a client's luxurious apartment. The fun really takes off when Deuce decides the only way out of this jam is to switch to the world's oldest profession and offer his services as a lover for hire.

Fri 19th January

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

A bouncy comedy about a struggling gym whose misfit members resist a hostile takeover bid by mobilising a dodgeball showdown against their flashy rivals. The laid-back owner leads the team of lovable misfits, including a self-styled pirate, who take on the Globo Gym king and his formidable band of sadistic ring-ins.

Fri 19th January

Surviving Christmas

It's madness, mischief and mayhem when rich executive Drew Latham decides to rent himself a family for the holidays. Tired of spending Christmas alone, Drew makes them an offer they should have refused. Now their annoying guest and his outrageous demands are turning their Noel into a nightmare in this hilarious slapstick comedy that puts the fun in family dysfunction.

Fri 19th January

Starsky & Hutch

One of television's most popular duos heads to the big screen in this parody of the popular 1970s series. Join uptight David Starsky and laid-back Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson as they're paired for the first time as undercover cops. The new partners must overcome their differences to solve an important case with help from street informant, Huggy Bear and persuasive criminal, Reese Feldman.

Sat 20th January

Morning

Sausage Party

After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to discover the truth about their existence.

Sat 20th January

Little Nicky

When Satan reneges on his plans to retire, two of his three heirs leave Hell for New York City to gather enough souls to vote the Prince of Darkness out of office. But Satan sends his youngest and nicest son, Little Nicky, to bring his two treacherous brothers home.

Sat 20th January

Lost & Found

Dylan, is a lovesick puppy who is doggedly determined to romance gorgeous girl-next-door Lila. But how can he compete against Lila's insufferably suave ex-boyfriend? By dognapping Lila's beloved pet, then helping her find him, that's how.

Sat 20th January

Kenny

From the biggest festival to the smallest church social, Kenny Smyth delivers Portaloos to them all. Ignored and unappreciated, he is one of the cogs in society's machinery; a knight in shining overalls taking care of business with his faithful Splashdown crew. Follow Kenny as he tackles every septic challenge that comes his way, culminating in a pilgrimage to that Mecca of waste management, the International Pumper and Cleaner Expo in Nashville Tennessee - or as Kenny affectionately calls it, 'Poo HQ'. With fly-on-the-wall honesty and wit, this film lifts the lid on one of Australia's roughest diamonds as he juggles family tensions, fatherhood and sewage with charm, humour and unflinching dignity.

Sat 20th January

Killers

A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when she discovers her husband is an international super-spy.

Sat 20th January

Bad Neighbours 2: Sorority Rising

Now that Mac and Kelly Radner have a second baby on the way, they are ready to make the final move into adulthood: the suburbs. But just as they thought they'd reclaimed the neighbourhood and were safe to sell, they learn that the new occupants next door are a sorority even more out of control than Teddy and his brothers ever dreamed of being. Tired of their school's sexist, restrictive system, the unorthodox ladies of Kappa Nu have decided to start a house where they can do whatever the hell they want. When Shelby and her sisters, Beth and Nora, find the perfect place just off campus, they won't let the fact that its located on a quiet street stand in their way of parties as epic as the guys throw.

Sat 20th January

Old School

Three men relive their carefree college years by killing off as many brain cells as possible in this over-the-top comedy. Mitch returns home from a less-than-pleasant business trip one evening to discover his wife, Heidi, involved in a menage a trois with two blindfolded strangers. Feeling less than welcome at home after this, Mitch rents a house near the campus of a nearby college; two of Mitch's old college buddies, Beanie and Frank, stop by to cheer him up. They soon become regular guests at Mitch's place.

Sat 20th January

Noon

The Nugget

Three friends, the unlucky Lotto, the naive Wookie and the lazy Sue, are road workers by day and gold diggers on weekends. On one trip out in the hills, the three misfits strike it rich when they stumble across a huge nugget of gold worth millions of dollars. After the three friends argue over how to split their findings, they encounter even bigger problems: other gold prospectors know what they found, and they're trying to steal it.

Sat 20th January

The Heat

Uptight FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn and foul-mouthed Boston cop Shannon Mullins couldn't be more incompatible. But when they join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord, they become the last thing anyone expected: buddies.

Sat 20th January

Dirty Grandpa

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona for spring break, his pending nuptials are suddenly in jeopardy. Between riotous frat parties, bar fights, and an epic night of karaoke, Dick is on a quest to live his life to the fullest and bring Jason along for the ride. Ultimately, on the wildest journey of their lives, 'dirty' Grandpa and his uptight grandson discover they can learn from one another and form a bond they never had.

Sat 20th January

Evening

War Dogs

Based on the true story of two friends who bid on small US Military contracts but get in over their heads when they land a $300 million deal to arm the Afghan Military.

Sat 20th January

CHiPs

When an inexperienced rookie and a hardened pro in the Highway Patrol are teamed together, they clash more than click, kick-starting a partnership that is easier said than done.

Sat 20th January

21 Jump Street

Former high school foes turned rookie cop partners can't catch a break, until they're assigned to pose as students and bust a drug ring inside their old alma mater. Living like teenagers again, they slip back into their adolescent selves and risk the case, and their friendship, with hysterically disastrous results.

Sun 21st January

Morning

The Wog Boy

Steve liked Celia from the moment they met. But following a clash with her boss, Raelene Beagle-Thorpe, minister for employment, he finds himself on national television, branded Australia's biggest dole bludger.

Sun 21st January

The Late Shift

When Johnny Carson announces his retirement from the Tonight Show, it throws the networks, and their executives, two talk-show stars and millions of late night television viewers into a frenzy. Who could replace the most important talk-show host in history? It soon comes down to the Tonight Show's guest host Jay Leno, and the later late night star David Letterman in a fight to the finish. Take a peek behind television's most famous curtains to witness for yourself the madness, the mayhem and the money that made the battle for the Tonight Show hot-seat one of the most brutally contested - and hilarious - battles in television history. We all know who replaced Johnny Carson, but no one knew how he got there until now.

Sun 21st January

Bushwhacked

Max Grabelski is an overnight delivery courier who inadvertently becomes mixed up in theft and murder. With the police hot on his trail, Max heads for a nearby forest where, through a series of mishaps, he masquerades as a wilderness survival guide for a group of six scouts on a camping expedition.

Sun 21st January

Eddie the Eagle

Inspired by true events, this is a feel-good story about Michael 'Eddie' Edwards, an unlikely but courageous British ski-jumper who never stopped believing in himself, even as an entire nation was counting him out. With the help of a rebellious and charismatic coach, Eddie takes on the establishment and wins the hearts of sports fans around the world by making an improbable and historic showing at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics.

Sun 21st January

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters Inc has gone bust, but its members get a second chance in this knockabout sequel to the smash hit of 1984 when a ghostly 16th-century tyrant starts going Medieval on the streets of Manhattan. Its first target is a single mum who knows she's in trouble when flowing pink slime contaminates her toddler's stroller. Who's she gonna call?

Sun 21st January

Down Periscope

Veteran skipper John Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine. Instead, he's given the helm of the Stingray, a diesel-powered WWII sub crewed by a collection of maladjusted, mistake-prone misfits.

Sun 21st January

Eurotrip

It's a crash course in foreign relations as college-bound Scotty Thomas and his buddies head to Europe for the ultimate summer vacation party. They're hooking up with hot strangers and jamming all the extreme insanity they can into the wildest trip of their lives.

Sun 21st January

22 Jump Street

After making their way through high school, big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college. But when Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art major scene, they begin to question their partnership. Now they don't have to just crack the case - they have to figure out if they can have a mature relationship. If these two overgrown adolescents can grow from freshmen into real men, college might be the best thing that ever happened to them.

Sun 21st January

Noon

Shaun of the Dead

Get ready for a gut-busting, bone-mashing good time in this hilarious horror comedy. There comes a day in every man's life when he has to get off the couch and kill some zombies. When flesh-eating zombies are on the hunt for a bite to eat, it's up to slacker Shaun and his best pal to save their friends and family from becoming the next entree.

Sun 21st January

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Sun 21st January

Yes Man

Carl Allen is a guy whose life is going nowhere, the operative word being "no", until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything and anything. Unleashing the power of "yes" begins to transform Carl's life in amazing and unexpected ways, getting him promoted at work and opening the door to a new romance. But his willingness to embrace every opportunity might just become too much of a good thing.

Sun 21st January

Evening

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

With a heart that won't quit, a stomach that won't stop gurgling and a self-sworn oath to protect his turf, he's Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Mild-mannered Paul Blart has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raid the mall and take hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.

Sun 21st January

Dick

The year is 1972, and like most high school students, Betsy Jobs and Arlene Lorenzo just want to have a good time. But when, during a class field trip to the White House, they wander into a behind-closed-door, top-secret shredding session, it's time to both wag the dog, and walk it.

Sun 21st January

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Mike and Dave are a bit too adventurous and fun-loving, so when their sister announces she's getting married, the family holds demands that Mike and Dave bring dates. Respectable dates!

Sun 21st January

Men at Work

With little respect for their superiors, and even less for the law, two garbage collectors have made trouble a way of life. Practical jokers with a gift for the truly twisted gag, our two pranksters glide through work with one eye on the ladies and other on the surf shop they dream of owning one day. Their fun-loving lives turned upside down when they discovered the corpse of a local politician and realise that they will be prime suspects. Pursued by both the police and the real killers, they know that to save their lives they'll have to solve the crime.

Mon 22nd January

Morning

The Replacements

When a professional football player's strike happens, the owner of a fictitious team, the Washington Sentinels, commissions maverick coach Jimmy McGinty to pull together a team. To lead the team, he finds Shane Falco, a once-promising player who had a disastrous championship game.

Mon 22nd January

Rock of Ages

The story of small town girl Sherrie and city boy Drew, who meet on the Sunset Strip while pursuing their Hollywood dreams. Their rock 'n' roll romance is told through the heart-pounding hits of Def Leppard, Joan Jett, Journey, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, and more.

Mon 22nd January

My Cousin Vinny

In this must-see comedy hit, two carefree pals travelling through Alabama are mistakenly arrested and charged with murder. Fortunately, one of them has a lawyer friend in the family: Vincent Gambini, a former auto mechanic from Brooklyn who has never been in court - or in Alabama. When Cousin Vinny arrives with his leather-clad girlfriend to handle his first case, it's a real shock - for him and the deep south.

Mon 22nd January

The Heartbreak Kid

Single and indecisive, Eddie begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly ideal Lila. Fearful that it may be his last chance at love and happiness, with the encouragement of his father and his best friend, Eddie proposes to Lila after only a few weeks. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he believes is his actual soul mate. Now Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the woman of his dreams.

Mon 22nd January

Life of Crime

The wife of a corrupt real estate developer is kidnapped by two common criminals, who intend to extort him with inside information about his crooked business and off-shore accounts. But the husband decides he'd actually rather not pay the ransom to get back his wife, setting off an unbelievable sequence of double crosses and plot twists that could only come from the mind of Elmore Leonard.

Mon 22nd January

Dick

The year is 1972, and like most high school students, Betsy Jobs and Arlene Lorenzo just want to have a good time. But when, during a class field trip to the White House, they wander into a behind-closed-door, top-secret shredding session, it's time to both wag the dog, and walk it.

Mon 22nd January

Noon

I Love You, Man

Upon realising that he has no male friends close enough to serve as his best man, a husband-to-be immediately embarks on a series of bizarre and awkward man-dates to find such a friend.

Mon 22nd January

Year One

History was made by these guys? Zed and Oh are cavemen who stumble out of the mountains into an epic journey of biblical proportions. One's a bumbling hunter, the other's a gentle gatherer, together, they become unlikely participants in history's most pivotal moments.

Mon 22nd January

Everybody Wants Some!!

Get ready for the best weekend ever, as a group of friends navigate their way through the freedoms and responsibilities of unsupervised adulthood.

Mon 22nd January

Evening

Chasing Amy

Holden McNeil is a New Jersey comic book writer who is roommates with his best friend and professional partner, artist Banky Edwards. Their hit comic book series Bluntman and Chronic is loosely patterned after a pair of acquaintances, Jay and Silent Bob. Alyssa Jones, a lesbian and fellow comic book creator, comes into Holden's life and quickly becomes a close friend, although Holden is powerfully attracted to her. Eventually, Alyssa realises that she is attracted to Holden as well and they begin a physical relationship, much to the consternation of Banky, whose ire over losing his best friend to a lesbian seems to border on romantic jealousy. After he learns something about Alyssa's sexual past, however, Holden's immature response to his new knowledge destroys both his romance with Alyssa and his friendship with Banky.

Mon 22nd January

Bring It On

Torrance is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne High School as they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. But her new reign is cut short when she discovers her duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of an inner city school. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros, she butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis, the leader of the Clovers, who wants to get her squad to the championships. Only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?

Mon 22nd January

The Brothers Solomon

Dean and John Solomon are two good-hearted but romantically-challenged brothers. When they find out their ill father's wish is for a grandchild, the brothers set out to find someone to have a baby with. However, after spending their formative years being home-schooled by their father in a remote arctic location, their social skills prove to be somewhat lacking and their attempts at fatherhood go hysterically and disastrously wrong.

Mon 22nd January

Sausage Party

After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to discover the truth about their existence.

Tue 23rd January

Morning

The Cherokee Kid

Young Isaiah Turner saw both his parents killed by ruthless railroad men who wanted to take their land. But he's got a lot to learn about revenge before he can take it - and if he's lucky, he'll learn it from the likes of a sharp-shooting wild man, a Mexican national hero and a notorious bank robber.

Tue 23rd January

Bubble Boy

A hilarious, laugh-out-loud comedy about a sheltered young man who breaks all the rules on a wild adventure to get the girl of his dreams. Though he's lived his entire life within the confines of a protective plastic bubble and under the ever-watchful eye of his overprotective mother, Jimmy Livingston never thought that he'd missed out on anything, until the girl next door ran off to get married in Niagara Falls. With the wedding only days away, Jimmy has no choice but to build a mobile 'bubble suit' and set off across the country to stop the wedding and confess his love to her.

Tue 23rd January

Clear History

This hilarious comedy follows Nathan Flomm, a marketing executive at a start-up electric car company, who, after a petty argument with his boss, gives up his 10 percent of the shares. The company then goes on to make billions of dollars, leaving Nathan publicly humiliated and his life destroyed. Ten years later, he's changed his name and moved to a small island off the coast of Massachusetts. All is well until something from his past threatens the new life he's made for himself.

Tue 23rd January

Zoolander

Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year but his face falls when hippie-chic 'he's so hot right now' Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.

Tue 23rd January

Home Fries

Dorian Lever wants to romance unwed mother-to-be Sally Jackson. His brother Angus wants to kill her. So - you want fries with that? Wearing her Burger-Matic headset like a Cinderella crown, sunny, level-headed Sally, the local drive-through order taker who's caught up in the darkly funny family brouhaha that, unknown to her, is largely orchestrated by the Levers manipulative, saccharine-smiling mum.

Tue 23rd January

Bushwhacked

Max Grabelski is an overnight delivery courier who inadvertently becomes mixed up in theft and murder. With the police hot on his trail, Max heads for a nearby forest where, through a series of mishaps, he masquerades as a wilderness survival guide for a group of six scouts on a camping expedition.

Tue 23rd January

Get Him to the Greek

A record company intern has two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. As the countdown to the show begins, the intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smugglers, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound.

Tue 23rd January

Noon

Blast from the Past

A naive man raised in a bomb shelter emerges 35 years later to find love in modern LA with a street-wise cynic in this fish-out-water comedy. In 1962, Calvin Webber a paranoid scientist and his wife, Helen, living in Los Angeles have a plane crash into their garden and believing the blast is "the big one", they move into their elaborate bomb shelter, and raise their son, Adam, for 35 years till he ventures out to discover life and love above ground.

Tue 23rd January

Bringing Down the House

A straight-laced lonely guy meets a woman on the Internet who happens to be in prison, breaks out to be with him, and proceeds to wreak havoc on his middle-class life.

Tue 23rd January

There's Something About Mary

Ted is still in love with his high school prom date, Mary, even though it's been years after the humiliating incident that cut their date short. Ted hires Pat, a private detective to track her down, but Pat ends up falling in love with her too, starting a battle for Mary's heart.

Tue 23rd January

Evening

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa

Eighty-six-year-old Irving Zisman is on a journey across America with the most unlikely companion, his eight-year-old grandson, Billy. The signature Jackass character Irving Zisman and Billy will take movie audiences along for the most insane hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Along the way, Irving will introduce the young and impressionable Billy to people, places and situations that give new meaning to the term child-rearing. The duo will encounter male strippers, disgruntled child beauty pageant contestants (and their equally disgruntled mothers), funeral home mourners, biker bar patrons and a whole lot of unsuspecting citizens. Real people in unreal situations, making for one really messed up comedy.

Tue 23rd January

Super Troopers

You don't mess with the law. The law messes with you. Always looking for action, five over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated State Troopers raise hell on the highways, keeping motorists anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Threatened with shutdown by the state government and an ongoing feud with the local cops, the Super Troopers find themselves hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction. Things get even more complicated when a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The Super Troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.

Tue 23rd January

The Wog Boy

Steve liked Celia from the moment they met. But following a clash with her boss, Raelene Beagle-Thorpe, minister for employment, he finds himself on national television, branded Australia's biggest dole bludger.

Tue 23rd January

The Mask

Stanely Ipkiss is a mild mannered bank clerk who discovers a mysterious ancient mask which brings his inner most desires screaming to life. Now, together with his sidekick dog, Milo, this wise cracking, love-crazy, crime-fighting green tornado is taking Edge City by storm, in an unstoppable action comedy that will leave you smokin'!

Wed 24th January

Morning

Keeping Mum

Walter Goodfellow, the vicar for the small English country parish of Little Wallop, has allowed his marriage to Gloria go stale, and he is so detached from his family that he has not taken notice that his 17-year-old daughter Holly is going through a succession of inappropriate relationships with unsuitable boyfriends, and his son Petey fears going to school due to being bullied. Out of desperation for affection, Gloria begins to fall for the advances of Lance, the American golf pro that is giving her "private" lessons. The problems upsetting the family start to fade away after Grace Hawkins, the new housekeeper arrives and starts tending to matters as an older and rather darkly mysterious version of Mary Poppins.

Wed 24th January

Freq Asked Questions About Time Travel

Three ordinary guys are stuck in boring jobs with no prospects, even though they all have dreams and hopes for an exciting and better future. As they sit down at their local pub for a few beers, there is no reason to suspect anything unusual is going to happen. Ray has always been into time travel, so when he is approached by Cassie, a woman who claims to be from the future, he naturally suspects a prank. Toby is obsessed with films and immediately thinks Ray is pitching him a film plot, and the cynical Pete doesn't believe any of it, until he accidentally stumbles through a time leak into the future of the bar. This is the start of a series of accidental trips back and forth through time, during which the guys frantically try to avoid multiple earlier versions of themselves as they attempt to unravel the mystery.

Wed 24th January

Scary Movie 2

A group of teens including Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are invited to spend the night at Hell House, a haunted mansion. Their professor has convinced them it is for a sleep-deprivation study, but the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve if they want to escape with their lives.

Wed 24th January

Lost & Found

Dylan, is a lovesick puppy who is doggedly determined to romance gorgeous girl-next-door Lila. But how can he compete against Lila's insufferably suave ex-boyfriend? By dognapping Lila's beloved pet, then helping her find him, that's how.

Wed 24th January

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Scott Pilgrim's new crush has the most unusual baggage of all: a nefarious league of exes who control her love life and will do whatever it takes to eliminate him as a suitor. Scott must face an increasingly vicious rogues gallery from her past. If he hopes to win his true love, he must vanquish them all before it really is game over.

Wed 24th January

Tammy

Tammy is having a bad day. She's totalled her clunker car, gotten fired from her thankless job at a greasy burger joint and, instead of finding comfort at home, finds her husband getting comfortable with the neighbour in her own house. It's time to take her boom box and book it. The bad news is she's broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma, Pearl, is her only option with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Not exactly the escape Tammy had in mind. But on the road, with grandma riding shot gun, it may be just what Tammy needs.

Wed 24th January

Clerks

It's one wild day in the life of a pair of overworked counter jockeys, whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service. Even while braving a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and straighten out their offbeat love lives. The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can and will happen when these guys are left to run the store.

Wed 24th January

Noon

Shanghai Knights

The Old World meets the Wild West as Chon Wang and Roy O'Bannon jump back in the saddle. Chon leaves his honourable life as sheriff of Carson City when his sister brings news of his estranged father's murder. On a daring quest for honour and revenge, Chon reunites with Roy, his yarn-spinning sidekick. The trail leads to London, landing America's favourite heroes in the middle of a plot to eliminate the royal family. Chon has his hands - and feet - full as he tries to avenge his father, give Victorian Britain a kick in the pants, and keep love-struck Roy away from his sister. Who says you can't teach the old world new tricks?

Wed 24th January

Man of the House

When five perky cheerleaders witness the murder of a drug bust informant, they require round-the-clock surveillance to keep from being the next victims. Enter tough-as-nails Texas Ranger Lt Roland Sharp, who masquerades as their assistant coach and camps out in their campus digs. But these feisty foxes just want to have fun, and the buttoned-down Sharp learns it's no easy task to keep the uncontrollable co-eds in line and out of harm's way. A comedy that busts out with high energy, pride, and the joy of a Texas Ranger getting in touch with his feminine side.

Wed 24th January

The Whole Ten Yards

Thanks to falsified dental records, retired hitman Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski faked his own death and has taken up a new line of work as a homemaker for his wife Jill, a novice assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past appears. It's their former neighbour Oz who begs them to help rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob.

Wed 24th January

Evening

Good Luck Chuck

A 10-year-old boy incurs the wrath of a Goth girl by refusing to kiss her during spin-the-bottle so she places a hex on the cowardly rule breaker that follows him well into his adult life. Chuck will never find true love. Twenty years on Chuck is a successful dentist who just can't seem to maintain a stable relationship and he realises that every girl he has ever dated has proceeded to find true love with the very next man they meet. Word gets out that Chuck is something of a lucky charm for women looking to tie the knot so every women within a 100 mile radius comes calling for a one night stand. When Chuck begins to suspect that he has found the woman of his dreams, he'll have to break the curse that has plagued him since childhood.

Wed 24th January

Zombieland

Nerdy college student Columbus has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company.

Wed 24th January

Bowfinger

How does Bobby Bowfinger, Hollywood's least successful director, get Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's biggest star, in his ultra low-budget film? Any way he can. With an ingenious scheme and the help of Kit's eager and nerdy brother Jiff, an ambitious and sexy wannabe and an over-the-hill diva, Bowfinger sets out to trick Kit Ramsey into the performance of a lifetime.

Wed 24th January

I Heart Huckabees

Albert Markovski, head of the Open Spaces Coalition, has been experiencing an alarming series of coincidences that have lead him to fall under the influence of nihilistic competitor Brad Stand; an executive climbing the corporate ladder at Huckabees - a popular chain of retail superstores. With the help of two existential detectives, Bernard and Vivian Jaffe, Albert examines his life, his relationships, and his conflict with Brad.

Thu 25th January

Morning

Taxi

Non-stop action and comedy abound as New York's fastest cab driver, her supercharged taxi, and a hapless undercover cop team up in a speed chase to outwit and catch a gang of sexy female bank robbers.

Thu 25th January

Swingers

When the lovesick Mike can't seem to shake a relationship rut, his smooth, fast talking buddy Trent decides he'll do whatever it takes to show Mike a good time. Whether laughing over martinis in smoky cocktail lounges or searching for beautiful babies on an outrageous road trip to Vegas, the young Swingers are determined to rewrite the rules of modern dating.

Thu 25th January

Chain of Fools

This film highlights the story of a hapless suicidal barber who inadvertently comes into possession of a stolen cache of ancient coins.

Thu 25th January

The Promotion

At 33, Doug Stauber is ready for a promotion. He's married, wants to buy a house, and is assistant manager at a Chicago supermarket that's building a new store in his neighbourhood. His boss tells him he's a shoo-in to manage the new store, but a rival appears. Richard Wehlner transferred from Canada, has a deeper resume than Doug, is really nice, has a wife and daughter, and wants the promotion to manager, too. How should Doug behave toward Richard: as a friend, a colleague, a competitor, or an enemy? Richard, it seems, has demons and a past, but with the help of motivational tapes, he's resolved to succeed.

Thu 25th January

Old School

Three men relive their carefree college years by killing off as many brain cells as possible in this over-the-top comedy. Mitch returns home from a less-than-pleasant business trip one evening to discover his wife, Heidi, involved in a menage a trois with two blindfolded strangers. Feeling less than welcome at home after this, Mitch rents a house near the campus of a nearby college; two of Mitch's old college buddies, Beanie and Frank, stop by to cheer him up. They soon become regular guests at Mitch's place.

Thu 25th January

Grudge Match

Old boxing rivals come out of retirement for one final match. On their first encounter in decades, their long-festering feud erupts into an unintentionally hilarious melee that instantly goes viral. The sudden social media frenzy transforms their local grudge match into a must-see HBO event. Now, if they can just survive the training, they may actually live to fight again.

Thu 25th January

Dirty Grandpa

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona for spring break, his pending nuptials are suddenly in jeopardy. Between riotous frat parties, bar fights, and an epic night of karaoke, Dick is on a quest to live his life to the fullest and bring Jason along for the ride. Ultimately, on the wildest journey of their lives, 'dirty' Grandpa and his uptight grandson discover they can learn from one another and form a bond they never had.

Thu 25th January

Noon

Eddie the Eagle

Inspired by true events, this is a feel-good story about Michael 'Eddie' Edwards, an unlikely but courageous British ski-jumper who never stopped believing in himself, even as an entire nation was counting him out. With the help of a rebellious and charismatic coach, Eddie takes on the establishment and wins the hearts of sports fans around the world by making an improbable and historic showing at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics.

Thu 25th January

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

With a heart that won't quit, a stomach that won't stop gurgling and a self-sworn oath to protect his turf, he's Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Mild-mannered Paul Blart has always had huge dreams of becoming a State Trooper. Until then, he patrols the local mall as a security guard. With his closely cropped moustache, personal transporter and gung-ho attitude, only Blart seems to take his job seriously. All that changes when a team of thugs raid the mall and take hostages. Untrained, unarmed and a super-size target, Blart has to become a real cop to save the day.

Thu 25th January

Stuck On You

In this outrageous comedy, conjoined twin brothers Bob and Walt Tenor literally never leave each other's side. Their unique bond leads to wild complications when Walt decides to pursue his dreams of becoming an actor and persuades his reluctant sibling to go along for the ride. Bob and Walt Tenor are small-town legends who excel at sports and who are the proud owners of a fast-food restaurant where their four hands work the grill at lightning speed. When the acting bug bites Walt, he convinces Bob to honour their childhood pact to never hold back the other, and the brothers head west for the bright lights of Hollywood.

Thu 25th January

Evening

Bad Eggs

Ben Kinnear and Mick Paddock are undercover cops with the elite Zero Tolerance Unit. Busted down to uniformed duties after a series of humiliating blunders, the duo accidentally uncovers a conspiracy that goes right to the middle. Helped only by an embittered reporter and a reluctant computer geek, Ben and Mike set out to clear their names and expose the villains.

Thu 25th January

Kenny

From the biggest festival to the smallest church social, Kenny Smyth delivers Portaloos to them all. Ignored and unappreciated, he is one of the cogs in society's machinery; a knight in shining overalls taking care of business with his faithful Splashdown crew. Follow Kenny as he tackles every septic challenge that comes his way, culminating in a pilgrimage to that Mecca of waste management, the International Pumper and Cleaner Expo in Nashville Tennessee - or as Kenny affectionately calls it, 'Poo HQ'. With fly-on-the-wall honesty and wit, this film lifts the lid on one of Australia's roughest diamonds as he juggles family tensions, fatherhood and sewage with charm, humour and unflinching dignity.

Thu 25th January

The Nugget

Three friends, the unlucky Lotto, the naive Wookie and the lazy Sue, are road workers by day and gold diggers on weekends. On one trip out in the hills, the three misfits strike it rich when they stumble across a huge nugget of gold worth millions of dollars. After the three friends argue over how to split their findings, they encounter even bigger problems: other gold prospectors know what they found, and they're trying to steal it.

Fri 26th January

Morning

Down Under

On the day after the Cronulla riots, hotheaded Nick convinces his studious cousin Hassim to join a small group of Lebanese men looking for retribution. Meanwhile, Jason brings together a gang of racist whites including stoner, S***-Stick and heavily bandaged Ditch, whose body is liberally tattooed with Ned Kelly. Armed with baseball bats, crowbars and the odd firearm of dubious origin, the two groups pile into their cars to patrol the gaudily Christmas-decorated streets of The Shire in search of trouble. Sincere, though misguided, intent gives way to farcical ineptitude as this hilarious, yet poignant story of ignorance, fear and kebab-cravings unfolds, and what was meant to be a retaliation mission turns into something neither side could have imagined.

Fri 26th January

Welcome to Mooseport

A US president who has retired after two terms in office returns to his hometown of Mooseport, Maine, and decides to run for Mayor against another local candidate.

Fri 26th January

My Cousin Vinny

In this must-see comedy hit, two carefree pals travelling through Alabama are mistakenly arrested and charged with murder. Fortunately, one of them has a lawyer friend in the family: Vincent Gambini, a former auto mechanic from Brooklyn who has never been in court - or in Alabama. When Cousin Vinny arrives with his leather-clad girlfriend to handle his first case, it's a real shock - for him and the deep south.

Fri 26th January

BASEketball

A hilarious take on the sports genre. Featuring more jokes than you can poke a stick at, this tale is about a couple of guys who invent a game "where guys with bad knees and bad backs can compete with athletes hopped up on steroids". The game is a combination of basketball and baseball with plenty of outrageous gags thrown in and a romantic subplot.

Fri 26th January

Year One

History was made by these guys? Zed and Oh are cavemen who stumble out of the mountains into an epic journey of biblical proportions. One's a bumbling hunter, the other's a gentle gatherer, together, they become unlikely participants in history's most pivotal moments.

Fri 26th January

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Fri 26th January

The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas, a cable installer raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs, he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of 'Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, "I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy."

Fri 26th January

Noon

The Mask

Stanely Ipkiss is a mild mannered bank clerk who discovers a mysterious ancient mask which brings his inner most desires screaming to life. Now, together with his sidekick dog, Milo, this wise cracking, love-crazy, crime-fighting green tornado is taking Edge City by storm, in an unstoppable action comedy that will leave you smokin'!

Fri 26th January

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

He's the best there is. In fact, he's the only one there is! He's Ace Ventura, pet detective, and he's on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot, and quarterback Dan Marino. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins, and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man or beast.

Fri 26th January

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Africa's the place and Ace is on the case, setting out to rescue an animal he loathes: a bat. Ace, the alligator-wrasslin', elephant-calling, monkeyshining, loogie-launching, disguise-mastering pet detective returns. If you're ready to laugh like a pack of hyenas, if you want more fun than an industrial-sized barrel of monkeys, you know what to do. Heed the call.

Fri 26th January

Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd and Harry. One's dumb, the other's dumber. You pick which is which. Lloyd and Harry deliver a delirious no-brainer as they hit the road to return a misplaced briefcase to its owner. The fellas don't know the case is crammed with ransom money. Maybe that's why smashmouth lowlifes are trailing them, you think?

Fri 26th January

Evening

Liar Liar

A fast-talking lawyer and habitual liar discovers that he is unable to tell a lie or withhold the truth about anything for 24 hours after his son makes a birthday wish that comes true.

Fri 26th January

Yes Man

Carl Allen is a guy whose life is going nowhere, the operative word being "no", until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything and anything. Unleashing the power of "yes" begins to transform Carl's life in amazing and unexpected ways, getting him promoted at work and opening the door to a new romance. But his willingness to embrace every opportunity might just become too much of a good thing.

Fri 26th January

Bruce Almighty

Bruce is a bumbling TV reporter who blames God for his woes. When God dares him to do a better job for a day, Bruce accepts his godlike powers - with disastrous zeal.

Sat 27th January

Morning

War Dogs

Based on the true story of two friends who bid on small US Military contracts but get in over their heads when they land a $300 million deal to arm the Afghan Military.

Sat 27th January

Amateur Night

The story centres on an insecure expectant father who, unable to find work in his field, unwittingly accepts a job chauffeuring prostitutes around Los Angeles. The story unfolds over the course of one night as the milquetoast dad finds he just may have the right stuff for fatherhood.

Sat 27th January

Yoga Hosers

Two teenage besties spend their lives doing yoga with their faces in their phones, 'liking or 'not liking' everything around them. But when they are invited to a Senior party, they accidentally uncover an ancient evil in their town.

Sat 27th January

Waiting...

Always remember the cardinal rule of eating out: Never mess with people who handle your food! The staff at ShenaniganZ are just waiting to show guests how extraordinary their service can be!

Sat 27th January

Super Troopers

You don't mess with the law. The law messes with you. Always looking for action, five over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated State Troopers raise hell on the highways, keeping motorists anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Threatened with shutdown by the state government and an ongoing feud with the local cops, the Super Troopers find themselves hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction. Things get even more complicated when a dead body is discovered and a possible drug ring is unearthed. The Super Troopers spring into action attempting to solve the crime, save their jobs, and outdo the local police department.

Sat 27th January

The Boss

The Boss is a titan of industry who is sent to prison after she's caught for insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America's latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.

Sat 27th January

Bringing Down the House

A straight-laced lonely guy meets a woman on the Internet who happens to be in prison, breaks out to be with him, and proceeds to wreak havoc on his middle-class life.

Sat 27th January

Noon

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Mike and Dave are a bit too adventurous and fun-loving, so when their sister announces she's getting married, the family holds demands that Mike and Dave bring dates. Respectable dates!

Sat 27th January

The Brothers Solomon

Dean and John Solomon are two good-hearted but romantically-challenged brothers. When they find out their ill father's wish is for a grandchild, the brothers set out to find someone to have a baby with. However, after spending their formative years being home-schooled by their father in a remote arctic location, their social skills prove to be somewhat lacking and their attempts at fatherhood go hysterically and disastrously wrong.

Sat 27th January

Dick

The year is 1972, and like most high school students, Betsy Jobs and Arlene Lorenzo just want to have a good time. But when, during a class field trip to the White House, they wander into a behind-closed-door, top-secret shredding session, it's time to both wag the dog, and walk it.

Sat 27th January

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

A bouncy comedy about a struggling gym whose misfit members resist a hostile takeover bid by mobilising a dodgeball showdown against their flashy rivals. The laid-back owner leads the team of lovable misfits, including a self-styled pirate, who take on the Globo Gym king and his formidable band of sadistic ring-ins.

Sat 27th January

Evening

Starsky & Hutch

One of television's most popular duos heads to the big screen in this parody of the popular 1970s series. Join uptight David Starsky and laid-back Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson as they're paired for the first time as undercover cops. The new partners must overcome their differences to solve an important case with help from street informant, Huggy Bear and persuasive criminal, Reese Feldman.

Sat 27th January

The Other Guys

Misfit NYPD detectives Gamble and Hoitz are sentenced to life behind the desk. They hate each other and the monotony of their meaningless jobs, as they're forced to live in the shadow of the two biggest and most badass cops on the force. But when those guys go down for the count, opportunity knocks for Gamble and Hoitz. Stumbling onto what could be one of the biggest crimes in years, can the other guys step up their game to solve the case without killing each other and destroying NYC in the process?

Sat 27th January

22 Jump Street

After making their way through high school, big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college. But when Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art major scene, they begin to question their partnership. Now they don't have to just crack the case - they have to figure out if they can have a mature relationship. If these two overgrown adolescents can grow from freshmen into real men, college might be the best thing that ever happened to them.

Sun 28th January

Morning

Good Luck Chuck

A 10-year-old boy incurs the wrath of a Goth girl by refusing to kiss her during spin-the-bottle so she places a hex on the cowardly rule breaker that follows him well into his adult life. Chuck will never find true love. Twenty years on Chuck is a successful dentist who just can't seem to maintain a stable relationship and he realises that every girl he has ever dated has proceeded to find true love with the very next man they meet. Word gets out that Chuck is something of a lucky charm for women looking to tie the knot so every women within a 100 mile radius comes calling for a one night stand. When Chuck begins to suspect that he has found the woman of his dreams, he'll have to break the curse that has plagued him since childhood.

Sun 28th January

Death at a Funeral

A dignified send-off for a loved one erupts into uproarious chaos when a myriad of outrageous calamities befall the eccentric, grief stricken mourners. The death of Daniel and Robert's father brings their entire dysfunctional family together to mourn his passing. When a man shows up at the funeral threatening to reveal the deceased man's shocking secret unless he gets some cash, the two brothers are forced to figure out a way to deal with the blackmailer. As they pull out every stop to try and prevent any news from spreading to the guests, the ceremony turns into complete chaos.

Sun 28th January

Beverly Hills Ninja

An elite society of Japanese warriors has prophesised that one day a blonde-haired fair-skinned child will come to their village and lead them as a fighter of a remarkable skill and bravery. So when an American child who fell overboard on an ocean liner washes up on their shores, they adopt him as one of their own and patiently instruct him in the ways of a ninja. Trouble is, the child, whom they name Haru, grows up to be fat, clumsy, not especially bright, and startlingly inept as a warrior. Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison, a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the states and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment. Haru's minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei, to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere.

Sun 28th January

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins

A talk-show host names RJ has left behind his modest Southern upbringing and family name to transform into a self-help guru dispensing philosophy to millions of adoring fans. When RJ goes home for his parents' 50th wedding anniversary, taking his son and diva bride-to-be with him and heads back to Georgia. When his crazy family pull RJ up on his big-city attitude and challenge him at every turn, he is forced to take a look at the man he's become. He may be a superstar in LA, but in Dry Springs he's just one of the boys.

Sun 28th January

White Chicks

What happens when two fumbling FBI agents disguise themselves as mega-rich princesses to infiltrate high society? Snap! It's frantic antics and nonstop hilarity as the brothers go from hapless G-men to haute couture G-strings. Groovin' tunes, hardcore jams and a side-splitting disco dance-off with the bluebloods fuel outrageous laughs from start to finish. Two brothers just keepin' it real. Sort of.

Sun 28th January

Scary Movie

In this send-up of today's most popular horror movies, a familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognisable masked killer. As the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favourite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody.

Sun 28th January

Scary Movie 2

A group of teens including Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are invited to spend the night at Hell House, a haunted mansion. Their professor has convinced them it is for a sleep-deprivation study, but the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve if they want to escape with their lives.

Sun 28th January

Noon

Scary Movie 3

Roving reporter Cindy Campbell sets out to find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslaught of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer videotapes, freaky crop circles, prophecies of The One, eerie-eyed children, ambitious white rappers and even a run-in with Michael Jackson. Faced with conspiracies of massive proportions, and a crew of very strange people following her around, Cindy must fight to stop evil from taking over the world yet again.

Sun 28th January

Bring It On

Torrance is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne High School as they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. But her new reign is cut short when she discovers her duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of an inner city school. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros, she butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis, the leader of the Clovers, who wants to get her squad to the championships. Only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?

Sun 28th January

Masterminds

In this action comedy based on true events, David Ghantt discovers the true meaning of adventure far beyond his wildest dreams. He is an uncomplicated man stuck in a monotonous life. Day in and day out he drives an armoured vehicle, transporting millions of other people's money with no escape in sight. The only glimmer of excitement is his flirtatious work crush Kelly Campbell who soon lures him into the scheme of a lifetime.

Sun 28th January

Bowfinger

How does Bobby Bowfinger, Hollywood's least successful director, get Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's biggest star, in his ultra low-budget film? Any way he can. With an ingenious scheme and the help of Kit's eager and nerdy brother Jiff, an ambitious and sexy wannabe and an over-the-hill diva, Bowfinger sets out to trick Kit Ramsey into the performance of a lifetime.

Sun 28th January

Evening

21 Jump Street

Former high school foes turned rookie cop partners can't catch a break, until they're assigned to pose as students and bust a drug ring inside their old alma mater. Living like teenagers again, they slip back into their adolescent selves and risk the case, and their friendship, with hysterically disastrous results.

Sun 28th January

The Heat

Uptight FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn and foul-mouthed Boston cop Shannon Mullins couldn't be more incompatible. But when they join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord, they become the last thing anyone expected: buddies.

Sun 28th January

Killers

A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when she discovers her husband is an international super-spy.

Mon 29th January

Morning

Get Him to the Greek

A record company intern has two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. As the countdown to the show begins, the intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smugglers, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound.

Mon 29th January

The Cherokee Kid

Young Isaiah Turner saw both his parents killed by ruthless railroad men who wanted to take their land. But he's got a lot to learn about revenge before he can take it - and if he's lucky, he'll learn it from the likes of a sharp-shooting wild man, a Mexican national hero and a notorious bank robber.

Mon 29th January

Bran Nue Dae

It's the summer of 1969 and young Willie is filled with the life of the idyllic old pearling port Broome, in the north of Western Australia - fishing, hanging out with his mates, and when he can, his girl Rosie. However, his mother Theresa has great hopes for him and she returns him to the religious mission in Perth for further schooling. After being punished by Father Benedictus for an act of youthful rebellion, Willie runs away from the mission. But to where - he's too ashamed to go home, it will break his mother's heart.

Mon 29th January

Cyrus

With John's social life at a standstill and his ex-wife about to get remarried, a down on his luck divorcee finally meets the woman of his dreams, only to discover she has another man in her life, her son. This film takes an insightful and funny look at love and family in contemporary Los Angeles.

Mon 29th January

The Late Shift

When Johnny Carson announces his retirement from the Tonight Show, it throws the networks, and their executives, two talk-show stars and millions of late night television viewers into a frenzy. Who could replace the most important talk-show host in history? It soon comes down to the Tonight Show's guest host Jay Leno, and the later late night star David Letterman in a fight to the finish. Take a peek behind television's most famous curtains to witness for yourself the madness, the mayhem and the money that made the battle for the Tonight Show hot-seat one of the most brutally contested - and hilarious - battles in television history. We all know who replaced Johnny Carson, but no one knew how he got there until now.

Mon 29th January

Clear History

This hilarious comedy follows Nathan Flomm, a marketing executive at a start-up electric car company, who, after a petty argument with his boss, gives up his 10 percent of the shares. The company then goes on to make billions of dollars, leaving Nathan publicly humiliated and his life destroyed. Ten years later, he's changed his name and moved to a small island off the coast of Massachusetts. All is well until something from his past threatens the new life he's made for himself.

Mon 29th January

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters Inc has gone bust, but its members get a second chance in this knockabout sequel to the smash hit of 1984 when a ghostly 16th-century tyrant starts going Medieval on the streets of Manhattan. Its first target is a single mum who knows she's in trouble when flowing pink slime contaminates her toddler's stroller. Who's she gonna call?

Mon 29th January

Killers

A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when she discovers her husband is an international super-spy.