Foxtel

Movie Guide

Sat 29th April

Morning

Friday

This film is the rarest specimen of African American cinema: a hood movie refreshingly free of the semi-seriousness and moralism of shoot-'em-up soaps such as Boyz N the Hood, yet still true to the inner-city experience. This is a no-frills tale of a typical day in the life of a pair of African American youth in South Central. Craig is a frustrated teen who endures the ultimate humiliation: getting fired on his day off. Then unknown Smokey, a marijuana-worshipping homeboy whose love for the green stuff lands him in predicament after predicament.

Sat 29th April

Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

The misadventures of two incredibly stupid guys. You'll be dumbstruck. That's a good thing. In the sequel that's a prequel, the fellas are in high school and, although they may be a letter or two shy of spelling IQ, they're letter-perfeckt in foiling the principal.

Sat 29th April

Manny Lewis

This film follows the story of a stand-up comedian who, at the peak of his career, finds something is missing in his life. This feature film shadows Manny's humorous and charming quest for love.

Sat 29th April

Funny People

When famous comedian George Simmons is given a second chance at a new beginning, he and his assistant, a struggling comedian, Ira, return to the places and people that matter most including the stand-up spots that gave him his start and the girl that got away.

Sat 29th April

Van Wilder: Party Liaison

You'll never think of bulldogs, pastries, protein shakes or tutors in the same way again. A 7th-year student has no plans to graduate. Life is good for Van; he's got a coed in every closet and a party to go to every night. His slick reputation even catches the eye of sexy Gwen Pearson, an on-campus reporter determined to expose the naked truth behind his wild exterior. When Gwen enters his life and his father stops paying for his tuition, could Van's days as the king of Coolidge College be over? Find out for yourself in this outrageous laugh-fest that you're sure to go "nuts" over!

Sat 29th April

Ali G Indahouse

White boy in da 'hood, Ali G, disses everything from politicos to pimps in this feature-length expansion of his hit TV Series. Conned by a scheming MP (Charles Dance), into running for the Staines bi-election - but me is not bi! - Ali has the last laugh when his "keep it real" campaign wins the vote and the heart of Me Julie (Kellie Bright).

Sat 29th April

Mystery Men

Captain Amazing is the prominent superhero of a major superhero city who is captured by his nemesis. Casanova Frankenstein is the villain of the day and it's up to an inept group of amateurs to save the world. Super-villains look out: these aren't your classic heroes! There's the fork-flinging Blue Raja, the bowling ball-hurling Bowler, the only-when-nobody's-looking Invisible Boy, the shovel-wielding Shoveller and the perpetually-angry Mr Furious.

Sat 29th April

Noon

Zoolander

Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year but his face falls when hippie-chic 'he's so hot right now' Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.

Sat 29th April

Vacation

Following in his fathers footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his family with a cross-country trip back to Walley World.

Sat 29th April

There's Something About Mary

Ted is still in love with his high school prom date, Mary, even though it's been years after the humiliating incident that cut their date short. Ted hires Pat, a private detective to track her down, but Pat ends up falling in love with her too, starting a battle for Mary's heart.

Sat 29th April

Evening

Father of the Bride

In this hilarious update of the much-loved Hollywood classic, George Banks is a befuddled father who has a hard time letting go of his young daughter when she unexpectedly announces her plans to wed. Tickling funny bones and touching hearts of critics and audiences alike, this entertaining treat chronicles George's hysterical trials and tribulations leading up to the big event.

Sat 29th April

Hot Rod

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble has got a problem with his step-father Frank Powell, who's a real jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions and definitely doesn't respect him, much less his stunts - as he says, "you never sneak up on a man whose been in a chemical fire." But when Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the stunt jump of his life in order to raise the money for Frank's heart operation and save him.

Sat 29th April

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Sun 30th April

Morning

Fat Pizza

This Australian comedy, created by and starring Paul Fenech is based on the television series of the same name, has an irreverent look at dodgy suburban Sydney take away. We follow the misadventures of Pauly (Fenech), the pizza delivery guy, his co-workers, Sleek (Paul Nakad) and Davo (Jabba) and the psychotic pizzeria owner/pizza chef (John Boxer) who is awaiting the arrival of his mail-order refugee bride, and a new pizza deliverer is on the block.

Sun 30th April

Super

A low-rent superhero battles to keep the scum off the streets and win back his wife in the process.

Sun 30th April

Multiplicity

You can't be everywhere at once, or can you? In this look at modern manhood, an overworked exec gets himself cloned so he can be there for everyone.

Sun 30th April

Resident Advisors

A workplace comedy set in the most hormonally-overloaded, sexually active, out-of-control workplace in the world: a college dorm.

Sun 30th April

Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj

Taj, Van Wilder's assistant in the first film, heads out on his own and heads to England's prestigious Camden University to further his studies. Along the way, he adopts a group of misfits and shows the uptight student body how to get Wilder!

Sun 30th April

Team America: World Police

Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realises that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilisation.

Sun 30th April

Balls of Fury

Watch the balls fly in this hilarious action-packed comedy. When former professional table tennis phenomenon Randy Daytona is recruited by FBI agent Rodriguez for a mission in the unsanctioned, underground and utterly unhinged world of extreme table tennis, he's determined to bounce back to his former glory and smoke out his father's killer, the arch-fiend Feng. But with danger coming at him from every angle, will Randy be able to keep his eye on the balls?

Sun 30th April

Noon

Hot Rod

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble has got a problem with his step-father Frank Powell, who's a real jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions and definitely doesn't respect him, much less his stunts - as he says, "you never sneak up on a man whose been in a chemical fire." But when Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the stunt jump of his life in order to raise the money for Frank's heart operation and save him.

Sun 30th April

Daddy's Home

Brad Taggart is a kind-hearted radio executive who wants to be the best possible stepfather to his wife's two children. When her freewheeling ex-husband Dusty breezes back into town, Brad's feeling of insecurity quickly develops into an inferiority complex. As Dusty demonstrates his flair for athletics, home repair and bad-boy charisma, Taggart finds himself in a no-holds-barred battle to one-up his rival and win the approval of his family.

Sun 30th April

Osmosis Jones

He's a new strain of hero. He's one cell of a guy. He's Osmosis Jones. This infectiously funny caper kicks off in the 'real' world as Frank ingests a villainous virus named Thrax. Now, deep inside the spectacular, animated inner realm of the City Of Frank, it's up to a maverick white blood cell cop named Osmosis and his reluctant cold-capsule-sidekick Drix to thwart Thrax's epidemic of evil.

Sun 30th April

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Three scouts and lifelong friends join forces with one badass cocktail waitress to become a team of unlikely heroes against the zombie apocalypse.

Sun 30th April

Evening

Liar Liar

A fast-talking lawyer and habitual liar discovers that he is unable to tell a lie or withhold the truth about anything for 24 hours after his son makes a birthday wish that comes true.

Sun 30th April

Semi-Pro

This is an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA, a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivalled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest. Jackie Moon, is a one-hit wonder who used the profits from the success of his chart-topping song, 'Love Me Sexy', to achieve his dream of owning a basketball team. But Moon's franchise, the Flint Michigan Tropics, is the worst team in the league and in danger of folding when the ABA announces its plans to merge with the NBA. If they want to survive, Jackie and the Tropics must now do the seemingly impossible: win.

Sun 30th April

Nacho Libre

Ignacio is a monastery cook who feeds orphan children by day and by night transforms himself into Nacho Libre, a notorious Luchador in stretchy pants. Spurred on by Esqueleto The Skeleton, a street-peasant-turned-sidekick, Nacho challenges Mexico's most fearsome wrestlers as he fights to save the children and win the affections of Sister Encarnacion, his inspiration and forbidden love.

Sun 30th April

Billy Madison

Twenty-seven-year-old Billy Madison must repeat all 12 grades of school - in just 24 weeks - to earn his fathers respect and prove he has what it takes to run the family's multi-million dollar empire. Along the way, Billy falls for his third grade teacher, gets kicked out of school and must face-off with his nemesis - not to mention a pesky penguin.

Mon 1st May

Morning

Orange County

This teen caper eschews angst for breezily subversive youth comedy. High-schooler Shaun has his sights set higher than his beach bum suburbanite buddies, but his road to higher learning is paved with the foibles of his crazy parents.

Mon 1st May

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Bucky Larson, a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life - until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents' footsteps.

Mon 1st May

The Girl Next Door

All of a teenager's dreams come true when a former porn star moves into the house next door.

Mon 1st May

Trainwreck

Since she was a little girl, it's been drilled into Amy's head by her rascal of a dad that monogamy isn't realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo, enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment but in actuality, she's kind of in a rut. When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she's writing, a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners, Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

Mon 1st May

She's Out of My League

Twenty-something Kirk Kettner works at the Pittsburgh airport and still hangs out with his high school buddies and co-workers, Jack, Stainer and Devon and imagines getting back together with his ex-girlfriend, Marnie, who has long since moved on. All in all, Kirk seems content to simply maintain the status quo - until the day Molly sashays through his security checkpoint at the airport and accidentally leaves her cell phone behind. Molly is smart, sophisticated, devastatingly beautiful and completely out of Kirk's league. When Kirk returns the phone as a courtesy, she offers to repay the favour with a pair of hockey game tickets, and he accepts, never thinking for one second that this dream girl is asking him out on a date.

Mon 1st May

Cyrus

With John's social life at a standstill and his ex-wife about to get remarried, a down on his luck divorcee finally meets the woman of his dreams, only to discover she has another man in her life, her son. This film takes an insightful and funny look at love and family in contemporary Los Angeles.

Mon 1st May

Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

When a tornado rips through town and sends Joe Dirt back in time to the sixties, he must find his way back to the present and the ones he loves.

Mon 1st May

Noon

Showtime

Laughs abound when a no-nonsense LAPD detective is forced to star in a reality-based television show with a showboating patrolman and frustrated wannabe-actor in an effort to boost the department's public image and morale. They soon find their lives turned upside-down by the show's powerhouse producer and her very intrusive camera crew!

Mon 1st May

The Watch

Four everyday suburban guys come together as an excuse to escape their humdrum lives one night a week. But when they accidentally discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites, they have no choice but to save their neighbourhood, and the world, from total extermination.

Mon 1st May

Starsky & Hutch

One of television's most popular duos heads to the big screen in this parody of the popular 1970s series. Join uptight David Starsky and laid-back Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson as they're paired for the first time as undercover cops. The new partners must overcome their differences to solve an important case with help from street informant, Huggy Bear and persuasive criminal, Reese Feldman.

Mon 1st May

Evening

American Splendor

A grumpy nerd who becomes a cult comic-strip author and talk-show celebrity, combines life and art in a touching take on the American dream. Harvey Pekar is a little-known working-class everyman. Pekar finds love, family and a creative voice through the underground comic books he creates, but still can't manage to find the quicker supermarket checkout line.

Mon 1st May

Varsity Blues

In this exciting, funny coming-of-age story about a small-town high schooler confronting the pressures and temptations of gridiron glory, James Van Der Beek (Rules of Attraction) leads the action as Jonathan Moxon. At first, backup quarterback Jonathan is nowhere close to being a football star, but when the starting quarterback is injured, Mox is in the game and in direct conflict with his hot-headed coach, Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight, in a powerful performance). Soon everyone in Mox's football-crazed community will realise there's not just a new star quarterback in town, there's a new kind of hero. Supporting cast includes Paul Walker and Ron Lester. Trivia: the book Mox is reading on the sidelines, hidden inside the team play-book, is "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut; Moxon wears jersey #4 in homage to James Van Der Beek's favourite football player, Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre; all the beer in the movie, though it appears to be Budweiser, is actually just labelled "Beer".

Mon 1st May

The Dictator

Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen is the fiercest dictator in all of North Africa, ruling the great Republic of Wadiya and risking his life to ensure that democracy never reaches the nation he so lovingly oppressed. However, he faces the ultimate culture clash when he decides to pay visit to the United States.

Mon 1st May

L.A. Story

LA television's Wacky Weather presenter Harris Telemacher strives to find happiness, or at least a date, in the manic chaos that is Los Angeles.

Tue 2nd May

Morning

Mystery Men

Captain Amazing is the prominent superhero of a major superhero city who is captured by his nemesis. Casanova Frankenstein is the villain of the day and it's up to an inept group of amateurs to save the world. Super-villains look out: these aren't your classic heroes! There's the fork-flinging Blue Raja, the bowling ball-hurling Bowler, the only-when-nobody's-looking Invisible Boy, the shovel-wielding Shoveller and the perpetually-angry Mr Furious.

Tue 2nd May

The World According to Garp

This story chronicles the life of T. S. Garp, the illegitimate son of a feminist mother, who is a quirky everyman, a wistful writer wrestling with our screw loose modern age.

Tue 2nd May

The Late Shift

When Johnny Carson announces his retirement from the Tonight Show, it throws the networks, and their executives, two talk-show stars and millions of late night television viewers into a frenzy. Who could replace the most important talk-show host in history? It soon comes down to the Tonight Show's guest host Jay Leno, and the later late night star David Letterman in a fight to the finish. Take a peek behind television's most famous curtains to witness for yourself the madness, the mayhem and the money that made the battle for the Tonight Show hot-seat one of the most brutally contested - and hilarious - battles in television history. We all know who replaced Johnny Carson, but no one knew how he got there until now.

Tue 2nd May

The Birdcage

A cabaret owner and his drag-queen partner try to transform themselves into straight shooters at a dinner party and pull the chiffon over the eyes of an uptight senator and his wife.

Tue 2nd May

Bringing Down the House

A straight-laced lonely guy meets a woman on the Internet who happens to be in prison, breaks out to be with him, and proceeds to wreak havoc on his middle-class life.

Tue 2nd May

Rat Race

A casino owner sets up a high-stake road race to impress his coterie of compulsive high rollers.

Tue 2nd May

Noon

Made in America

When Zora Matthews goes searching for her biological, anonymous sperm donor father, she and her afro-centric mother Sarah are dumbfounded to discover Hal Jackson, an obnoxious used car salesman on late-night TV, and worse than that, he's white. This story takes a light-hearted look at the nature of inter-racial relationships and the differences between sperm donors and fathers.

Tue 2nd May

Team America: World Police

Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realises that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilisation.

Tue 2nd May

Holy Man

Ricky Hayman is praying for a miracle that will lift the network's lousy ratings and save his job. Then, from out of nowhere, 'G' walks into his life. An outrageous, self-styled inspirational guru with a knack for showing up where he isn't exactly wanted, 'G' proceeds to wander in front of the cameras just long enough to exude the irresistible star quality that will make him the sales-boosting saviour Ricky's network has been looking for.

Tue 2nd May

Evening

The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas, a cable installer raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs, he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of 'Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, "I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy."

Tue 2nd May

Bring It On

Torrance is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne High School as they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. But her new reign is cut short when she discovers her duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of an inner city school. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros, she butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis, the leader of the Clovers, who wants to get her squad to the championships. Only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?

Tue 2nd May

Absolutely Anything

A group of aliens bestow upon a random Earthling the ability to make absolutely anything happen, to see if he uses the power for good or for evil.

Tue 2nd May

We're the Millers

David Burke is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer mums, but no kids - after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier, Brad. In order to wipe the slate clean - and maintain a clean bill of health - David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbours, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the 'Millers' are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang.

Wed 3rd May

Morning

Man of the Year

Tom Dobbs is a comedian who made it to the top by telling it like it is. When he decides to run for president to unleash his trademark comic rants on the powers that be, something extraordinary happens - he wins.

Wed 3rd May

Little Shop of Horrors

Business blooms at Mushnik's Flower Shop when an exotic potted plant called Audrey II arrives. But, when it turns out to be a carnivorous mean, green mother from outer space, it fills the little shop with lots of horrors.

Wed 3rd May

Youth In Revolt

This is the story of Nick Twisp, a unique, but affable teen with a taste for the finer things in life like Sinatra and Fellini who falls hopelessly in love with the beautiful, free-spirited Sheeni Saunders while on a family vacation. But family, geography and jealous ex-lovers conspire to keep these two apart. With Sheeni's encouragement, Nick abandons his dull, predictable life and develops a rebellious alter ego: Francois. Francois will stop at nothing to be with Sheeni, and leads Nick Twisp on a path of destruction with unpredictable and uproarious consequences.

Wed 3rd May

Hot Rod

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble has got a problem with his step-father Frank Powell, who's a real jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions and definitely doesn't respect him, much less his stunts - as he says, "you never sneak up on a man whose been in a chemical fire." But when Frank falls ill, it's up to Rod to stage the stunt jump of his life in order to raise the money for Frank's heart operation and save him.

Wed 3rd May

Chef

Chef Carl Casper suddenly quits his job at a prominent Los Angeles restaurant after refusing to compromise his creative integrity for its controlling owner, he is left to figure out what's next. Finding himself in Miami, he teams up with his ex-wife, his friend and his son to launch a food truck. Taking to the road, chef Carl goes back to his roots to reignite his passion for the kitchen - and zest for life and love.

Wed 3rd May

Dumb Criminals: The Movie

Rabbit and Rongo, two dumb but kind-hearted criminals, want to help a young girl get the medical treatment she needs. Inspired by true crimes around the world, they attempt to raise money through a series of dumb plans and hopeless schemes.

Wed 3rd May

The Heartbreak Kid

Single and indecisive, Eddie begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly ideal Lila. Fearful that it may be his last chance at love and happiness, with the encouragement of his father and his best friend, Eddie proposes to Lila after only a few weeks. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he believes is his actual soul mate. Now Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the woman of his dreams.

Wed 3rd May

Noon

Jackass: The Movie

The title says it all when Johnny Knoxville and his merry band of stuntsters bring their extreme routine to the big screen, which includes guest spots from Spike Jonze and Tony Hawk. Those mystified by the non-stop barrage of self-destructive sight-gags need look no further than the skate culture from which Knoxville and his post-pubescent posse emerged: slam sections - footage of guys hitting concrete and living to tell the tale - are a skateboard video standard. Just remember: it's funny because it's true.

Wed 3rd May

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Superstar magicians Burt Wonderstone and Anton Marvelton have ruled the Las Vegas strip for years, raking in millions with illusions as big as Burt's growing ego. But lately the duo's greatest deception is their public friendship, while secretly they've grown to loathe each other. Facing cutthroat competition from guerilla street magician Steve Gray, whose cult following surges with each outrageous stunt, even their show looks stale. But there's still a chance Burt and Anton can save the act - both onstage and off - if Burt can get back in touch with what made him love magic in the first place.

Wed 3rd May

The Three Stooges

Left on a nun's doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot...while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

Wed 3rd May

Evening

Osmosis Jones

He's a new strain of hero. He's one cell of a guy. He's Osmosis Jones. This infectiously funny caper kicks off in the 'real' world as Frank ingests a villainous virus named Thrax. Now, deep inside the spectacular, animated inner realm of the City Of Frank, it's up to a maverick white blood cell cop named Osmosis and his reluctant cold-capsule-sidekick Drix to thwart Thrax's epidemic of evil.

Wed 3rd May

It Runs in the Family

The Gromberg family is one of the most powerful families in New York City - but hidden beneath a veneer of perfection is a wealth of dysfunction. Three generations of Douglas thespians star in this touching drama about the ties that bind.

Wed 3rd May

The Voices

An affable guy with an evil talking cat and a kind talking dog is unhinged when his office crush stands him up. Things turn murderous in an insanely bizarre and twisted tale for fans of black comedies.

Thu 4th May

Morning

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism," where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Thu 4th May

Freq Asked Questions About Time Travel

In this funny take on the sci-fi genre, three ordinary guys are stuck in boring jobs with no prospects, even though they all have dreams and hopes for an exciting and better future. As they sit down at their local pub for a few beers, there is no reason to suspect anything unusual is going to happen. Ray (Chris O'Dowd) has always been into time travel, so when he is approached by Cassie (Anna Faris), a woman who claims to be from the future, he naturally suspects a prank. Toby (Marc Wootton) is obsessed with films and immediately thinks Ray is pitching him a film plot, and the cynical Pete (Dean Lennox Kelly) doesn't believe any of it, until he accidentally stumbles through a time leak into the future of the bar. This is the start of a series of accidental trips back and forth through time, during which the guys frantically try to avoid multiple earlier versions of themselves as they attempt to unravel the mystery.

Thu 4th May

iSteve

A comedic look at the life of Steve Jobs.

Thu 4th May

Beauty Shop

When Jorge, the egotistical boss at a posh salon, pushes his star stylist, Gina, a hair too far, Gina leaves and opens a beauty shop of her own. Inheriting an opinionated group of stylists, a colourful clientele and a sexy upstairs neighbour, Gina proves that you can't keep a good woman down - and you can't keep a shopful of outrageous women from speaking their minds.

Thu 4th May

Rock the Kasbah

A has-been rock manager from California stumbles upon a once-in-a-lifetime voice in a remote Afghan cave in this film, a dramatic comedy inspired by stranger-than-fiction, real-life events. Richie Lanz, dumped and stranded in war-torn Kabul by his last remaining client, discovers Salima Khan, a Pashtun teenager with a beautiful voice and the courageous dream of becoming the first woman to compete on national television in Afghanistan's version of American Idol.

Thu 4th May

Man About Town

Jack Giamoro is successful, hard working and unscrupulous, Hollywood agent at the top of his game and completely out of kilter with his personal life. So he takes a self-help class and, when word gets out, becomes the focus of the gossip columns. Word travels fast, and so do the laughs.

Thu 4th May

Goon

In this sporting comedy, a thuggish bouncer is spotted by an ice hockey scout after he knocks out a player at a match, but his talents with his fists are not matched by his ability to play hockey or skate. With little more than a reputation as a brutish head banger, bouncer Doug Glut sees himself as a potential ice hockey goon, a player who takes down the opposition by any means other than actually playing hockey. Even though Doug doesn't know how to skate or play, he accepts an offer from a minor league coach to become their goon after he knocks out a player at a match he attends with his best friend, hockey fan Pat. With Pats support, Doug quickly gets the hang of things and is snapped up by Canadian team, the Halifax Highlanders to guard their star player, Xavier LaFlamme. Dougs idol, Ross The Boss Rhea, a well-known goon who previously took out LaFlamme, soon has Doug in his sights, but it is their eventual showdown on the ice that will prove who is the boss.

Thu 4th May

It Runs in the Family

The Gromberg family is one of the most powerful families in New York City - but hidden beneath a veneer of perfection is a wealth of dysfunction. Three generations of Douglas thespians star in this touching drama about the ties that bind.

Thu 4th May

Noon

Old School

Three men relive their carefree college years by killing off as many brain cells as possible in this over-the-top comedy. Mitch returns home from a less-than-pleasant business trip one evening to discover his wife, Heidi, involved in a menage a trois with two blindfolded strangers. Feeling less than welcome at home after this, Mitch rents a house near the campus of a nearby college; two of Mitch's old college buddies, Beanie and Frank, stop by to cheer him up. They soon become regular guests at Mitch's place.

Thu 4th May

Happy Gilmore

After his dream of stardom on the hockey ice melts, Happy Gilmore discovers he has a gift that could bring him glory on the greens. Trouble is, with his hot head and hard-hitting drives, Happy doesn't just play golf, he destroys it. With the help of a retired golfer and hot publicist, can Happy perfect his game and tame his temper to win the tournament prize money?

Thu 4th May

I Love You, Man

A comical tale that explores what's at the core of male friendship and what it truly means to be a friend. Peter Klaven is a successful real estate agent who, upon getting engaged to the woman of his dreams, Zooey, discovers to his dismay that he has no male friends close enough to serve as his best man. Peter immediately embarks on a series of bizarre and awkward man-dates to find such a friend. He meets Sydney Fife, a fun-loving, charismatic man, Peter's opposite, with whom he instantly bonds. But the closer the two men get, the more Peter's relationship with Zooey suffers, ultimately forcing him to choose between his fiancee and his newfound friend.

Thu 4th May

Evening

BASEketball

A hilarious take on the sports genre. Featuring more jokes than you can poke a stick at, this tale is about a couple of guys who invent a game "where guys with bad knees and bad backs can compete with athletes hopped up on steroids". The game is a combination of basketball and baseball with plenty of outrageous gags thrown in and a romantic subplot.

Thu 4th May

Waiting...

Always remember the cardinal rule of eating out: Never mess with people who handle your food! The staff at ShenaniganZ are just waiting to show guests how extraordinary their service can be!

Thu 4th May

Cuban Fury

In 1987 a 13-year-old natural born dancer with fire in his heels and snakes in his hips is working himself up to explode all over the UK Junior Salsa Championships. But then a freakish bullying incident on the mean streets of London robs him of his confidence, and our young hero finds his life diverted down a very different path. Twenty-two years later, an adult Bruce Garrett finds himself out-of-shape and unloved, trapped in a downward spiral of self-pity, repression and Nando's take-outs. Only Julia, his smart, funny, gorgeous new American boss, gives him reason to live. But she's untouchable, out of his league. Luckily for him, she also has a secret passion. Thus, Bruce is once again brought face-to-face with the darkest and most powerful of his inner demons. Somehow, someway, Bruce must learn how to unshackle his dancing beast, regain his long lost fury and claim the love of his life and he's going to do it all on the dance floor.

Thu 4th May

Seven Psychopaths

When his not-all-there friends kidnap a crime boss's beloved Shih Tzu, a struggling screenwriter finds himself tangling with the kind of blood-crazed psychos he usually only writes about.

Fri 5th May

Morning

National Lampoon's Movie Madness

Outrageously funny! Scandalously shocking! And did we mention the stripper? National Lampoon spoofs the hell out of life as we know it in three eye-widening, knee-slapping and mum-offending movies combined into one hysterical whole. An arrogant corporate lawyer forces his wife to leave him so that he can find what's been missing from his life and the mania begins. A victimised stripper vows to take over the world and mayhem sets in. Two mismatched cops search for a deranged serial killer and madness completely takes over. Individually, each movie will shock your senses. But together, they'll blow you away.

Fri 5th May

Land of the Lost

A has-been scientist, Dr Rick Marshall, gets more than he bargained for when his expedition takes a wrong turn into the Land of the Lost. Now, Marshall, his crack-smart research assistant Holly and a redneck survivalist named Will, have no weapons, few skills and questionable smarts to survive in a world full of marauding dinosaurs, fantastic creatures and laugh-out-loud comedy.

Fri 5th May

Pieces of April

April Burns has never been on good terms with her mother, Joy, but in a burst of goodwill she's volunteered to host her family for Thanksgiving at the Lower East Side apartment she shares with her boyfriend, Bobby. As if preparing a holiday feast isn't pressure enough, she discovers her oven is broken and has to search her building for one that works, making appeals to an eclectic array of neighbours. Meanwhile, the Burns family is speeding down the highway towards New York while recounting April's failures. April's father, Jim, is determined to have a nice day, but Joy persists in undermining his plans. While perfect daughter Beth reminds everyone of her sister's faults and Grandma Dottie can barely remember anyone's name, youngest child Timmy dodges emotional bullets by photographing every awkward moment. This film is a poignant and funny look at a day in the life of a family striving to create new memories while making peace with the old.

Fri 5th May

Sleeping with Other People

Can two serial cheaters get a second chance at love? After a one-night stand in college, New Yorkers Lainey and Jake meet by chance 12 years later and discover they each have the same problem: because of their monogamy-challenged ways, neither can maintain a relationship. Determined to stay friends despite their mutual attraction, they make a pact to keep it platonic, a deal that proves easier said than done.

Fri 5th May

Showtime

Laughs abound when a no-nonsense LAPD detective is forced to star in a reality-based television show with a showboating patrolman and frustrated wannabe-actor in an effort to boost the department's public image and morale. They soon find their lives turned upside-down by the show's powerhouse producer and her very intrusive camera crew!

Fri 5th May

The Hangover Part III

The third and final film in the record-shattering comedy franchise. This time, there's no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

Fri 5th May

Waiting...

Always remember the cardinal rule of eating out: Never mess with people who handle your food! The staff at ShenaniganZ are just waiting to show guests how extraordinary their service can be!

Fri 5th May

Noon

Man of the Year

Tom Dobbs is a comedian who made it to the top by telling it like it is. When he decides to run for president to unleash his trademark comic rants on the powers that be, something extraordinary happens - he wins.

Fri 5th May

The Concierge

In this charming romantic comedy packed with laughs and heartfelt moments, a concierge at fancy hotel dreams of opening his own luxury hotel. When he finally finds an investor for the hotel, he thinks his dreams have come true - until he discovers that the investor is having an affair with the girl that he loves. Will he try to woo her away - or will he accept the money and let her fade away?

Fri 5th May

Evolution

Dr Ira Kane, is a disgraced former government scientist banished to a small community college in Arizona, who tags along with his friend and colleague, geology professor Harry Block, when he's called to investigate a meteor crash site by hapless fireman wannabe Wayne. Dr Kane is the first to discover the meteor's alien stowaways and to understand the significance of their rapid development. It's impossible to keep a discovery of this magnitude under wraps, and it isn't long before the government, in the person of beautiful but all-business epidemiologist Allison, swoops in to take over. The fate of the Earth hangs in the balance as they try to control an unprecedented and unpredictable alien population explosion.

Fri 5th May

Evening

Team America: World Police

Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realises that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilisation.

Fri 5th May

Ghostbusters

Armed with proton packs and a new range of kick-ass weapons, the Ghostbusters battle to save the city from an uprising of mischievous ghouls.

Fri 5th May

Vacation

Following in his fathers footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his family with a cross-country trip back to Walley World.

Sat 6th May

Morning

Jackass Number Two

For fans who thought the stakes couldn't be raised any higher and the bar couldn't be lowered any further, the original cast and crew of the stunt comedy sensation that swept the globe return for another round of jaw-dropping feats that are guaranteed to have viewers wincing through their laughter. The boys return to the screen to endure more pain and humiliation than ever thought possible on the big screen.

Sat 6th May

Airheads

The Lone Rangers are a struggling Los Angeles rock band who just about has it all: the sound, the look, the attitude. But with all this going for them, The Lone Rangers can't even get arrested - until they inadvertently take a radio station hostage in an attempt to get their demo played. If they can just get their song played, surely everyone will recognise their talents, and record companies will come begging for their services.

Sat 6th May

Now Add Honey

After her sister is suddenly sent to rehab, Caroline is forced to look after her movie star niece, Honey.

Sat 6th May

The Woman in Red

Shy, quiet Teddy Pierce wanted a little adventure. And one day it walked into his life in a red silk dress. Now his wife is packing a gun. His friends are going nuts trying to cover for him and he's about to get caught with his pants down on the six o'clock news. Be very careful of what you want - because you just might get it.

Sat 6th May

Bruno

As Bruno travels the world in search of fame, everyone he encounters - celebrities, politicians, Hasidic Jews, terrorists and cage fighters - become stepping stones to stardom, with hilarious results.

Sat 6th May

Kingpin

The Farrelly Brothers direct this outrageous comedy about a former bowling champion who finds himself reduced to a sleazy, small-time hustler, thanks to a double-crossing bowling con man. When the one-time champion discovers a new protege, among the Amish of Pennsylvania Dutch County, he thinks he's found his ticket back to the fast lane. A riotously funny road trip ensues as this hysterically mismatched duo sets out to con their way to the bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. On the way they find a secret weapon - Claudia. She can swing a mean ball and has the best pins in the business.

Sat 6th May

City Slickers

Thirty-nine-year-old New Yorker Mitch Robbins is tired of his job and bored with his life. So he and his two best friends trade their briefcases for saddle bags and set out to find freedom and adventure herding cattle under the wide New Mexico sky. But what they discover instead is scorching sun, sore backsides ... and more about themselves and each other than they ever thought possible.

Sat 6th May

The Pink Panther

When a star soccer coach is murdered and his priceless Pink Panther diamond stolen, France is in an uproar. Fortunately, Inspector Jacques Clouseau is on the case. He doesn't have a clue, but for Clouseau, that's just a minor detail. With his partner, Gilbert Ponton, he careens from one misadventure to the next, leaving mayhem in his wake from the boulevards of Paris to the streets of New York. Will he seduce the pop diva, Xania? Will he push Chief Inspector Dreyfus over the edge? Will he catch the killer and recover the diamond? With Inspector Clouseau, anything is possible. A stunning pop star, a soccer player, a Chinese assassin - who committed the crime? And can anyone solve the case? Clouseau and his partner, Ponton, must unmask the murderer and keep their boss, Dreyfus, from taking credit for the victory, all without bringing the French legal system to a screeching halt. Get ready to be tickled pink!

Sat 6th May

Noon

Varsity Blues

In this exciting, funny coming-of-age story about a small-town high schooler confronting the pressures and temptations of gridiron glory, James Van Der Beek (Rules of Attraction) leads the action as Jonathan Moxon. At first, backup quarterback Jonathan is nowhere close to being a football star, but when the starting quarterback is injured, Mox is in the game and in direct conflict with his hot-headed coach, Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight, in a powerful performance). Soon everyone in Mox's football-crazed community will realise there's not just a new star quarterback in town, there's a new kind of hero. Supporting cast includes Paul Walker and Ron Lester. Trivia: the book Mox is reading on the sidelines, hidden inside the team play-book, is "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut; Moxon wears jersey #4 in homage to James Van Der Beek's favourite football player, Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre; all the beer in the movie, though it appears to be Budweiser, is actually just labelled "Beer".

Sat 6th May

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Sat 6th May

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters Inc has gone bust but its members get a second chance in this knockabout sequel to the smash hit of 1984 when a ghostly 16th century tyrant starts going Medieval on the streets of Manhattan. Its first target is single mum Sigourney Weaver who knows she's in trouble when flowing pink slime contaminates her toddler's stroller. Who's she gonna call?

Sat 6th May

Evening

Beverly Hills Ninja

An elite society of Japanese warriors has prophesised that one day a blonde-haired fair-skinned child will come to their village and lead them as a fighter of a remarkable skill and bravery. So when an American child who fell overboard on an ocean liner washes up on their shores, they adopt him as one of their own and patiently instruct him in the ways of a ninja. Trouble is, the child, whom they name Haru, grows up to be fat, clumsy, not especially bright, and startlingly inept as a warrior. Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison, a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the states and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment. Haru's minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei, to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere.

Sat 6th May

Bruce Almighty

Bruce is a bumbling TV reporter who blames God for his woes. When God dares him to do a better job for a day, Bruce accepts his godlike powers - with disastrous zeal.

Sat 6th May

There's Something About Mary

Ted is still in love with his high school prom date, Mary, even though it's been years after the humiliating incident that cut their date short. Ted hires Pat, a private detective to track her down, but Pat ends up falling in love with her too, starting a battle for Mary's heart.

Sun 7th May

Morning

Zoolander

Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year but his face falls when hippie-chic 'he's so hot right now' Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.

Sun 7th May

Chef

Chef Carl Casper suddenly quits his job at a prominent Los Angeles restaurant after refusing to compromise his creative integrity for its controlling owner, he is left to figure out what's next. Finding himself in Miami, he teams up with his ex-wife, his friend and his son to launch a food truck. Taking to the road, chef Carl goes back to his roots to reignite his passion for the kitchen - and zest for life and love.

Sun 7th May

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Two wiley con-men living in the south of France join forces to bilk rich American women of their fortunes. When one decides to strike out on his own, a bet is made over who can take a rich American heiress for $50,000 first. After much outrageous tomfoolery, the boys learn the heiress has no money and all three join forces.

Sun 7th May

Osmosis Jones

He's a new strain of hero. He's one cell of a guy. He's Osmosis Jones. This infectiously funny caper kicks off in the 'real' world as Frank ingests a villainous virus named Thrax. Now, deep inside the spectacular, animated inner realm of the City Of Frank, it's up to a maverick white blood cell cop named Osmosis and his reluctant cold-capsule-sidekick Drix to thwart Thrax's epidemic of evil.

Sun 7th May

Jackass: The Movie

The title says it all when Johnny Knoxville and his merry band of stuntsters bring their extreme routine to the big screen, which includes guest spots from Spike Jonze and Tony Hawk. Those mystified by the non-stop barrage of self-destructive sight-gags need look no further than the skate culture from which Knoxville and his post-pubescent posse emerged: slam sections - footage of guys hitting concrete and living to tell the tale - are a skateboard video standard. Just remember: it's funny because it's true.

Sun 7th May

Cyrus

With John's social life at a standstill and his ex-wife about to get remarried, a down on his luck divorcee finally meets the woman of his dreams, only to discover she has another man in her life, her son. This film takes an insightful and funny look at love and family in contemporary Los Angeles.

Sun 7th May

Duplex

Young and vibrant New Yorkers Alex and Nancy have just found the perfect place to settle down and share a bright future. But their new home comes with a permanent fixture they didn't expect: an obnoxious elderly tenant who won't move out and refuses to die! Pushed to the edge of insanity as their dream home turns into a nightmare, it's only a matter of time before Alex and Nancy begin to entertain some truly sinister solutions to their problem.

Sun 7th May

Beverly Hills Ninja

An elite society of Japanese warriors has prophesised that one day a blonde-haired fair-skinned child will come to their village and lead them as a fighter of a remarkable skill and bravery. So when an American child who fell overboard on an ocean liner washes up on their shores, they adopt him as one of their own and patiently instruct him in the ways of a ninja. Trouble is, the child, whom they name Haru, grows up to be fat, clumsy, not especially bright, and startlingly inept as a warrior. Undaunted, Haru struggles on with his ninja training, and when Alison, a beautiful woman from America, requests a ninja fighter to return with her to the states and protect her from her criminal-minded boyfriend and his Yakuza associates, Haru eagerly accepts the assignment. Haru's minders see trouble brewing, so they secretly send along a fellow ninja, Gobei, to watch his back, although this hardly prevents Haru from posing a deadly menace to inanimate objects everywhere.

Sun 7th May

Noon

Bring It On

Torrance is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne High School as they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. But her new reign is cut short when she discovers her duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of an inner city school. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros, she butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis, the leader of the Clovers, who wants to get her squad to the championships. Only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?

Sun 7th May

Liar Liar

A fast-talking lawyer and habitual liar discovers that he is unable to tell a lie or withhold the truth about anything for 24 hours after his son makes a birthday wish that comes true.

Sun 7th May

We're the Millers

David Burke is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer mums, but no kids-after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier. In order to wipe the slate clean-and maintain a clean bill of health-David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbours, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the 'Millers' are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang.

Sun 7th May

Evening

It Runs in the Family

The Gromberg family is one of the most powerful families in New York City - but hidden beneath a veneer of perfection is a wealth of dysfunction. Three generations of Douglas thespians star in this touching drama about the ties that bind.

Sun 7th May

The 40 Year Old Virgin

40-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet - something most people have done by his age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex - not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planet full of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him.

Sun 7th May

Extract

A hilarious comedy that follows the personal and professional problems endured by the owner of a flower-extract plant. Joel is one step away from selling his flavour extract factory and retiring to easy street when a freak workplace accident sets in motion a series of disasters that put his business and personal life in jeopardy.

Mon 8th May

Morning

Cuban Fury

In 1987 a 13-year-old natural born dancer with fire in his heels and snakes in his hips is working himself up to explode all over the UK Junior Salsa Championships. But then a freakish bullying incident on the mean streets of London robs him of his confidence, and our young hero finds his life diverted down a very different path. Twenty-two years later, an adult Bruce Garrett finds himself out-of-shape and unloved, trapped in a downward spiral of self-pity, repression and Nando's take-outs. Only Julia, his smart, funny, gorgeous new American boss, gives him reason to live. But she's untouchable, out of his league. Luckily for him, she also has a secret passion. Thus, Bruce is once again brought face-to-face with the darkest and most powerful of his inner demons. Somehow, someway, Bruce must learn how to unshackle his dancing beast, regain his long lost fury and claim the love of his life and he's going to do it all on the dance floor.

Mon 8th May

Fired Up!

Dreading the prospect of attending another summer football camp filled with long days, hard workouts and no women, two high school football stars hatch a plot to attend their school's cheerleading camp instead. Their "summer of loving" goes according to plan until one of them falls for a beautiful and tenacious cheerleader who sees right through their charade.

Mon 8th May

Once Bitten

A centuries-old vampiress comes to Los Angeles and stalks male virgins - she needs their blood to retain her youth and beauty. Her targets are left with an appetite for raw hamburgers and a tendency to sleep during the day so as to avoid sunlight.

Mon 8th May

Freq Asked Questions About Time Travel

In this funny take on the sci-fi genre, three ordinary guys are stuck in boring jobs with no prospects, even though they all have dreams and hopes for an exciting and better future. As they sit down at their local pub for a few beers, there is no reason to suspect anything unusual is going to happen. Ray (Chris O'Dowd) has always been into time travel, so when he is approached by Cassie (Anna Faris), a woman who claims to be from the future, he naturally suspects a prank. Toby (Marc Wootton) is obsessed with films and immediately thinks Ray is pitching him a film plot, and the cynical Pete (Dean Lennox Kelly) doesn't believe any of it, until he accidentally stumbles through a time leak into the future of the bar. This is the start of a series of accidental trips back and forth through time, during which the guys frantically try to avoid multiple earlier versions of themselves as they attempt to unravel the mystery.

Mon 8th May

Bran Nue Dae

It's the summer of 1969 and young Willie is filled with the life of the idyllic old pearling port Broome, in the north of Western Australia - fishing, hanging out with his mates, and when he can, his girl Rosie. However, his mother Theresa has great hopes for him and she returns him to the religious mission in Perth for further schooling. After being punished by Father Benedictus for an act of youthful rebellion, Willie runs away from the mission. But to where - he's too ashamed to go home, it will break his mother's heart.

Mon 8th May

Take Me Home Tonight

An entertaining blast of 80s nostalgia, this charming comedy takes place during one raucous Labor Day party in 1988 when a recent college graduate, accompanied by his twin sister and best friend, pursues the girl of his dreams.

Mon 8th May

The Birdcage

A cabaret owner and his drag-queen partner try to transform themselves into straight shooters at a dinner party and pull the chiffon over the eyes of an uptight senator and his wife.

Mon 8th May

Rat Race

A casino owner sets up a high-stake road race to impress his coterie of compulsive high rollers.

Mon 8th May

Noon

Bringing Down the House

A straight-laced lonely guy meets a woman on the Internet who happens to be in prison, breaks out to be with him, and proceeds to wreak havoc on his middle-class life.

Mon 8th May

The 40 Year Old Virgin

40-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life. He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet - something most people have done by his age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex - not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planet full of stranger (and homelier) guys who've at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy out of his dire situation and go to great lengths to help him.

Mon 8th May

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Superstar magicians Burt Wonderstone and Anton Marvelton have ruled the Las Vegas strip for years, raking in millions with illusions as big as Burt's growing ego. But lately the duo's greatest deception is their public friendship, while secretly they've grown to loathe each other. Facing cutthroat competition from guerilla street magician Steve Gray, whose cult following surges with each outrageous stunt, even their show looks stale. But there's still a chance Burt and Anton can save the act - both onstage and off - if Burt can get back in touch with what made him love magic in the first place.

Mon 8th May

Evening

The Dictator

Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen is the fiercest dictator in all of North Africa, ruling the great Republic of Wadiya and risking his life to ensure that democracy never reaches the nation he so lovingly oppressed. However, he faces the ultimate culture clash when he decides to pay visit to the United States.

Mon 8th May

Not Another Teen Movie

This comedy lampoons two decades of teen movies from Pretty in Pink to American Pie. Benched high school jock Jake makes a wager that he can transform wallflower Janey into a prom queen, but the Babe, the Bitch, the Porker and the Sidekick grab the gag and run with it.

Mon 8th May

Little Fockers

After 10 years and two little Fockers, Greg returns and is still battling his father-in-law's suspicions. Will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch?

Mon 8th May

The Big White

A quirky black comedy centred on Paul Barnell, a down on his luck Alaskan travel agent who's on the brink of bankruptcy and whose beloved wife, Margaret, is on the brink of insanity. So what's a nice guy with good intentions but bad business sense to do? The answer lies frozen in a dumpster outside of Barnell Great Escapes - a dead body Paul hopes to pass off as his long-lost brother Raymond and then collect on the life insurance. Unfortunately, investigator Ted Watters who's anxious to transfer back to the lower 48 with his girlfriend, isn't about to let Barnell walk away with a million bucks. Adding to Paul's avalanche of problems are two aspiring hit men-turned-kidnappers and the stunning return of the supposedly dead Raymond, who now has an axe to grind with his brother. Desperation is running high in the 'big white', and if Paul is smart, he'll blow the snow, take the money and run to South America.

Tue 9th May

Morning

Rock the Kasbah

A has-been rock manager from California stumbles upon a once-in-a-lifetime voice in a remote Afghan cave in this film, a dramatic comedy inspired by stranger-than-fiction, real-life events. Richie Lanz, dumped and stranded in war-torn Kabul by his last remaining client, discovers Salima Khan, a Pashtun teenager with a beautiful voice and the courageous dream of becoming the first woman to compete on national television in Afghanistan's version of American Idol.

Tue 9th May

Married to the Mob

When Angela Demarco learns that her husband, a mob hit man, has been murdered, she decides to break away from the influence of 'the family'. Her troubles are multiplied when her husband's boss, Tony 'The Tiger' Russo takes a liking to her, now she has unwittingly becomes involved in an FBI plan to arrest the mafia boss with the help of the agent who has been secretly following her.

Tue 9th May

Jackass 3

Three times the laughs, three times the stupid, three times the pain. The Jackass guys are back for their wildest round of mischief and mayhem yet. You'll laugh till your bladder pops or your spleen spleens as Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and the boys bring you high voltage stunts.

Tue 9th May

Youth In Revolt

This is the story of Nick Twisp, a unique, but affable teen with a taste for the finer things in life like Sinatra and Fellini who falls hopelessly in love with the beautiful, free-spirited Sheeni Saunders while on a family vacation. But family, geography and jealous ex-lovers conspire to keep these two apart. With Sheeni's encouragement, Nick abandons his dull, predictable life and develops a rebellious alter ego: Francois. Francois will stop at nothing to be with Sheeni, and leads Nick Twisp on a path of destruction with unpredictable and uproarious consequences.

Tue 9th May

Man About Town

Jack Giamoro is successful, hard working and unscrupulous, Hollywood agent at the top of his game and completely out of kilter with his personal life. So he takes a self-help class and, when word gets out, becomes the focus of the gossip columns. Word travels fast, and so do the laughs.

Tue 9th May

Dumb Criminals: The Movie

Rabbit and Rongo, two dumb but kind-hearted criminals, want to help a young girl get the medical treatment she needs. Inspired by true crimes around the world, they attempt to raise money through a series of dumb plans and hopeless schemes.

Tue 9th May

Evolution

Dr Ira Kane, is a disgraced former government scientist banished to a small community college in Arizona, who tags along with his friend and colleague, geology professor Harry Block, when he's called to investigate a meteor crash site by hapless fireman wannabe Wayne. Dr Kane is the first to discover the meteor's alien stowaways and to understand the significance of their rapid development. It's impossible to keep a discovery of this magnitude under wraps, and it isn't long before the government, in the person of beautiful but all-business epidemiologist Allison, swoops in to take over. The fate of the Earth hangs in the balance as they try to control an unprecedented and unpredictable alien population explosion.

Tue 9th May

Noon

She's Out of My League

Twenty-something Kirk Kettner works at the Pittsburgh airport and still hangs out with his high school buddies and co-workers, Jack, Stainer and Devon and imagines getting back together with his ex-girlfriend, Marnie, who has long since moved on. All in all, Kirk seems content to simply maintain the status quo - until the day Molly sashays through his security checkpoint at the airport and accidentally leaves her cell phone behind. Molly is smart, sophisticated, devastatingly beautiful and completely out of Kirk's league. When Kirk returns the phone as a courtesy, she offers to repay the favour with a pair of hockey game tickets, and he accepts, never thinking for one second that this dream girl is asking him out on a date.

Tue 9th May

Jackass Number Two

For fans who thought the stakes couldn't be raised any higher and the bar couldn't be lowered any further, the original cast and crew of the stunt comedy sensation that swept the globe return for another round of jaw-dropping feats that are guaranteed to have viewers wincing through their laughter. The boys return to the screen to endure more pain and humiliation than ever thought possible on the big screen.

Tue 9th May

The Hangover Part III

The third and final film in the record-shattering comedy franchise. This time, there's no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

Tue 9th May

Evening

Anger Management

After a small misunderstanding aboard an airplane escalates out of control, timid businessman Dave Buznik is ordered by the court to undergo anger management therapy at the hands of specialist Dr Buddy Rydell. Dave reluctantly accepts the doctor's counselling, but after another mishap, Buddy steps up his aggressive and unorthodox treatments by moving in with Dave. As Buddy wreaks havoc with every aspect of his life, Dave must decide whether to crawl back into his shell or finally stand up for himself. Laugh like crazy at this outrageous comedy that will drive you mad with laughter.

Tue 9th May

Zoolander 2

While they struggle to find relevance in this strange new world, Derek and Hansel are recruited to help stop a calculated and deadly plot.

Tue 9th May

The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas, a cable installer raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs, he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of 'Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, "I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy."

Wed 10th May

Morning

Barbershop

Calvin, who inherited the struggling business from his deceased father, views the barber shop as nothing but a burden and waste of his time. After selling the shop to a local loan shark, Calvin slowly begins to see his father's vision and legacy and struggles with the notion that he just sold it out. Calvin's barbershop is filled with an eclectic and hilarious cast of characters that share their stories, jokes, trials and tribulations. In the shop we find Eddie, an old barber with strong opinions and no customers. Jimmy is a highly educated barber with a superiority complex who can't stand Isaac, the new, white barber who just wants a shot at cutting some hair. Ricky is an ex-con with two strikes against him and is desperately trying to stay straight. Terri is a hard-edged woman who can't seem to leave her two-timing boyfriend. And lastly there's Dinka, a fellow barber who is madly in love with Terri but doesn't get the time of day.

Wed 10th May

Blonde Ambition

The city that never sleeps is about to meet the girl that doesn't quit. Katie Gregerstitch is a small-town Oklahoma beauty who's come to New York to visit her long-term boyfriend. But after finding him in the arms of another woman, Katie decides to lose her cheating man and to find herself. With the help of two scheming co-workers, she lands a job at a top construction firm where she meets and falls for a great guy with an even greater secret. Now, nothing is going to stop this go-getter from getting exactly what her heart desires in the romantic comedy that proves you can't keep a bright, beautiful girl down.

Wed 10th May

Pieces of April

April Burns has never been on good terms with her mother, Joy, but in a burst of goodwill she's volunteered to host her family for Thanksgiving at the Lower East Side apartment she shares with her boyfriend, Bobby. As if preparing a holiday feast isn't pressure enough, she discovers her oven is broken and has to search her building for one that works, making appeals to an eclectic array of neighbours. Meanwhile, the Burns family is speeding down the highway towards New York while recounting April's failures. April's father, Jim, is determined to have a nice day, but Joy persists in undermining his plans. While perfect daughter Beth reminds everyone of her sister's faults and Grandma Dottie can barely remember anyone's name, youngest child Timmy dodges emotional bullets by photographing every awkward moment. This film is a poignant and funny look at a day in the life of a family striving to create new memories while making peace with the old.

Wed 10th May

L.A. Story

LA television's Wacky Weather presenter Harris Telemacher strives to find happiness, or at least a date, in the manic chaos that is Los Angeles.

Wed 10th May

The Late Shift

When Johnny Carson announces his retirement from the Tonight Show, it throws the networks, and their executives, two talk-show stars and millions of late night television viewers into a frenzy. Who could replace the most important talk-show host in history? It soon comes down to the Tonight Show's guest host Jay Leno, and the later late night star David Letterman in a fight to the finish. Take a peek behind television's most famous curtains to witness for yourself the madness, the mayhem and the money that made the battle for the Tonight Show hot-seat one of the most brutally contested - and hilarious - battles in television history. We all know who replaced Johnny Carson, but no one knew how he got there until now.

Wed 10th May

Goon

In this sporting comedy, a thuggish bouncer is spotted by an ice hockey scout after he knocks out a player at a match, but his talents with his fists are not matched by his ability to play hockey or skate. With little more than a reputation as a brutish head banger, bouncer Doug Glut sees himself as a potential ice hockey goon, a player who takes down the opposition by any means other than actually playing hockey. Even though Doug doesn't know how to skate or play, he accepts an offer from a minor league coach to become their goon after he knocks out a player at a match he attends with his best friend, hockey fan Pat. With Pats support, Doug quickly gets the hang of things and is snapped up by Canadian team, the Halifax Highlanders to guard their star player, Xavier LaFlamme. Dougs idol, Ross The Boss Rhea, a well-known goon who previously took out LaFlamme, soon has Doug in his sights, but it is their eventual showdown on the ice that will prove who is the boss.

Wed 10th May

American Splendor

A grumpy nerd who becomes a cult comic-strip author and talk-show celebrity, combines life and art in a touching take on the American dream. Harvey Pekar is a little-known working-class everyman. Pekar finds love, family and a creative voice through the underground comic books he creates, but still can't manage to find the quicker supermarket checkout line.

Wed 10th May

Vacation

Following in his fathers footsteps and hoping for some much-needed family bonding, a grown-up Rusty Griswold surprises his family with a cross-country trip back to Walley World.

Wed 10th May

Noon

Kingpin

The Farrelly Brothers direct this outrageous comedy about a former bowling champion who finds himself reduced to a sleazy, small-time hustler, thanks to a double-crossing bowling con man. When the one-time champion discovers a new protege, among the Amish of Pennsylvania Dutch County, he thinks he's found his ticket back to the fast lane. A riotously funny road trip ensues as this hysterically mismatched duo sets out to con their way to the bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. On the way they find a secret weapon - Claudia. She can swing a mean ball and has the best pins in the business.

Wed 10th May

Zoolander

Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year but his face falls when hippie-chic 'he's so hot right now' Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.