Movie Guide

Sun 23rd July

Morning

Little Fockers

After 10 years and two little Fockers, Greg returns and is still battling his father-in-law's suspicions. Will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch?

Sun 23rd July

Dirty Grandpa

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona for spring break, his pending nuptials are suddenly in jeopardy. Between riotous frat parties, bar fights, and an epic night of karaoke, Dick is on a quest to live his life to the fullest and bring Jason along for the ride. Ultimately, on the wildest journey of their lives, 'dirty' Grandpa and his uptight grandson discover they can learn from one another and form a bond they never had.

Sun 23rd July

Noon

Rapture-Palooza

When the Apocalypse actually happens and a billion people are raptured up to heaven, Lindsey and her boyfriend Ben are left behind in suburban Seattle. The young couple try their best to lead a normal life surrounded by talking locusts, blood rain showers, and pot-smoking wraiths. But when the Anti-Christ makes his home base in their neighbourhood, Lindsey finds herself the object of his affection. With the help of her family, friends, and a lawn-mowing zombie neighbour, the young couple set off to stop the Anti-Christ from taking her as his bride - and just maybe, to save the world in the process.

Sun 23rd July

Bring It On

Torrance is the new leader of the Toros, the cheerleading squad of Rancho Carne High School as they're poised to take their sixth national cheer title. But her new reign is cut short when she discovers her duplicitous forerunner was regularly stealing routines from the East Compton Clovers, the hip-hop influenced cheerleaders of an inner city school. Scrambling to come up with a new routine for the Toros, she butts heads with the proud and understandably wary Isis, the leader of the Clovers, who wants to get her squad to the championships. Only one team can take home the national title. Who's it gonna be?

Sun 23rd July

White Chicks

From the director of Scary Movie comes White Chicks, a gender-bending, gut-busting comedy. What happens when two fumbling FBI agents disguise themselves as mega-rich princesses to infiltrate high society? Snap! It's frantic antics and nonstop hilarity as the brothers go from hapless G-men to haute couture G-strings! Groovin' tunes, hardcore jams and a side-splitting disco dance-off with the bluebloods fuel outrageous laughs from start to finish. Two brothers just keepin' it real. Sort of.

Sun 23rd July

Evening

Shaun of the Dead

Get ready for a gut-busting, bone-mashing good time in this hilarious horror comedy. There comes a day in every man's life when he has to get off the couch and kill some zombies. When flesh-eating zombies are on the hunt for a bite to eat, it's up to slacker Shaun and his best pal to save their friends and family from becoming the next entree.

Sun 23rd July

Date Night

Claire and Phil Foster are a suburban couple slogging through their daily lives and marriage. Even their 'date nights' of dinner and a movie have become routine. To reignite the marital spark, they visit a trendy Manhattan bistro, where a case of mistaken identity hurtles them through the city at breakneck speeds, into non-stop adventure. Remembering what made them so special together, Phil and Claire take on a couple of corrupt cops, a top-level mobster and a crazed cabbie, as their date becomes a night they'll never forget.

Sun 23rd July

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Mon 24th July

Morning

The Three Stooges

Left on a nun's doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot...while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

Mon 24th July

Nurse Betty

Betty never misses an episode of her favourite soap opera A Reason to Love. After a mind-altering run-in with two hit-men while watching an episode, Betty transforms in to "Nurse Betty" and embarks on a mission to find her one true love, Dr David Ravell. Follow Betty on a wild and hysterical cross-country trek in search of the man of her dreams. But, can Betty find him before the hit-men find her?

Mon 24th July

The Concierge

In this charming romantic comedy packed with laughs and heartfelt moments, a concierge at fancy hotel dreams of opening his own luxury hotel. When he finally finds an investor for the hotel, he thinks his dreams have come true - until he discovers that the investor is having an affair with the girl that he loves. Will he try to woo her away - or will he accept the money and let her fade away?

Mon 24th July

Starsky & Hutch

One of television's most popular duos heads to the big screen in this parody of the popular 1970s series. Join uptight David Starsky and laid-back Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson as they're paired for the first time as undercover cops. The new partners must overcome their differences to solve an important case with help from street informant, Huggy Bear and persuasive criminal, Reese Feldman.

Mon 24th July

Nacho Libre

Ignacio is a monastery cook who feeds orphan children by day and by night transforms himself into Nacho Libre, a notorious Luchador in stretchy pants. Spurred on by Esqueleto The Skeleton, a street-peasant-turned-sidekick, Nacho challenges Mexico's most fearsome wrestlers as he fights to save the children and win the affections of Sister Encarnacion, his inspiration and forbidden love.

Mon 24th July

Father of the Bride

In this hilarious update of the much-loved Hollywood classic, George Banks is a befuddled father who has a hard time letting go of his young daughter when she unexpectedly announces her plans to wed. Tickling funny bones and touching hearts of critics and audiences alike, this entertaining treat chronicles George's hysterical trials and tribulations leading up to the big event.

Mon 24th July

Cuban Fury

In 1987 a 13-year-old natural born dancer with fire in his heels and snakes in his hips is working himself up to explode all over the UK Junior Salsa Championships. But then a freakish bullying incident on the mean streets of London robs him of his confidence, and our young hero finds his life diverted down a very different path. Twenty-two years later, an adult Bruce Garrett finds himself out-of-shape and unloved, trapped in a downward spiral of self-pity, repression and Nando's take-outs. Only Julia, his smart, funny, gorgeous new American boss, gives him reason to live. But she's untouchable, out of his league. Luckily for him, she also has a secret passion. Thus, Bruce is once again brought face-to-face with the darkest and most powerful of his inner demons. Somehow, someway, Bruce must learn how to unshackle his dancing beast, regain his long lost fury and claim the love of his life and he's going to do it all on the dance floor.

Mon 24th July

Noon

Date Night

Claire and Phil Foster are a suburban couple slogging through their daily lives and marriage. Even their 'date nights' of dinner and a movie have become routine. To reignite the marital spark, they visit a trendy Manhattan bistro, where a case of mistaken identity hurtles them through the city at breakneck speeds, into non-stop adventure. Remembering what made them so special together, Phil and Claire take on a couple of corrupt cops, a top-level mobster and a crazed cabbie, as their date becomes a night they'll never forget.

Mon 24th July

Monkeybone

Stu is a cartoonist who meets his Simian alter ego when a car accident leaves him in a coma, trapping his consciousness in a bizarre realm of the imagination called Darktown.

Mon 24th July

Taxi

Non-stop action and comedy abound as New York's fastest cab driver, her supercharged taxi, and a hapless undercover cop team up in a speed chase to outwit and catch a gang of sexy female bank robbers.

Mon 24th July

Anger Management

After a small misunderstanding aboard an airplane escalates out of control, timid businessman Dave Buznik is ordered by the court to undergo anger management therapy at the hands of specialist Dr Buddy Rydell. Dave reluctantly accepts the doctor's counselling, but after another mishap, Buddy steps up his aggressive and unorthodox treatments by moving in with Dave. As Buddy wreaks havoc with every aspect of his life, Dave must decide whether to crawl back into his shell or finally stand up for himself. Laugh like crazy at this outrageous comedy that will drive you mad with laughter.

Mon 24th July

Evening

Down Periscope

Veteran skipper John Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine. Instead, he's given the helm of the Stingray, a diesel-powered World War II sub crewed by a collection of maladjusted, mistake-prone misfits.

Mon 24th July

Happy Gilmore

After his dream of stardom on the hockey ice melts, Happy Gilmore discovers he has a gift that could bring him glory on the greens. Trouble is, with his hot head and hard-hitting drives, Happy doesn't just play golf, he destroys it. With the help of a retired golfer and hot publicist, can Happy perfect his game and tame his temper to win the tournament prize money?

Mon 24th July

Hot Tub Time Machine

In their 40s and with their lives at a dead end, four pals are transported via a mystical jacuzzi to the stomping grounds of their heyday - 1986.

Mon 24th July

The Heartbreak Kid

Single and indecisive, Eddie begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly ideal Lila. Fearful that it may be his last chance at love and happiness, with the encouragement of his father and his best friend, Eddie proposes to Lila after only a few weeks. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he believes is his actual soul mate. Now Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the woman of his dreams.

Tue 25th July

Morning

Fat Pizza

This Australian comedy, created by and starring Paul Fenech is based on the television series of the same name, has an irreverent look at dodgy suburban Sydney take away. We follow the misadventures of Pauly (Fenech), the pizza delivery guy, his co-workers, Sleek (Paul Nakad) and Davo (Jabba) and the psychotic pizzeria owner/pizza chef (John Boxer) who is awaiting the arrival of his mail-order refugee bride, and a new pizza deliverer is on the block.

Tue 25th July

Dirty Sanchez: The Movie

At the behest of the devil the infamous pranksters of the Dirty Sanchez troupe act out the seven deadly sins around the world. This scatological spectacle will leave you speechless.

Tue 25th July

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters Inc has gone bust but its members get a second chance in this knockabout sequel to the smash hit of 1984 when a ghostly 16th century tyrant starts going Medieval on the streets of Manhattan. Its first target is single mum Sigourney Weaver who knows she's in trouble when flowing pink slime contaminates her toddler's stroller. Who's she gonna call?

Tue 25th July

Nina Forever

After his girlfriend Nina dies in a car crash, Rob unsuccessfully attempts suicide. As he begins to overcome his grief, he falls in love with a co-worker, Holly. Their relationship is complicated when Nina, unable to find rest in the afterlife, comes back to life to sarcastically torment them whenever they have sex. Rob and Holly must find some way to deal with the situation and put Nina to rest.

Tue 25th July

Cyrus

With John's social life at a standstill and his ex-wife about to get remarried, a down on his luck divorcee finally meets the woman of his dreams, only to discover she has another man in her life, her son. This film takes an insightful and funny look at love and family in contemporary Los Angeles.

Tue 25th July

Liar Liar

A fast-talking lawyer and habitual liar discovers that he is unable to tell a lie or withhold the truth about anything for 24 hours after his son makes a birthday wish that comes true.

Tue 25th July

Killers

A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when she discovers her husband is an international super-spy.

Tue 25th July

Noon

The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas, a cable installer raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs, he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of 'Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, "I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy."

Tue 25th July

I Heart Huckabees

Albert Markovski, head of the Open Spaces Coalition, has been experiencing an alarming series of coincidences that have lead him to fall under the influence of nihilistic competitor Brad Stand; an executive climbing the corporate ladder at Huckabees - a popular chain of retail superstores. With the help of two existential detectives, Bernard and Vivian Jaffe, Albert examines his life, his relationships, and his conflict with Brad.

Tue 25th July

BASEketball

A hilarious take on the sports genre. Featuring more jokes than you can poke a stick at, this tale is about a couple of guys who invent a game "where guys with bad knees and bad backs can compete with athletes hopped up on steroids". The game is a combination of basketball and baseball with plenty of outrageous gags thrown in and a romantic subplot.

Tue 25th July

Evening

Get Him to the Greek

A record company intern has two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. As the countdown to the show begins, the intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smugglers, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound.

Tue 25th July

Risky Business

Meet Joel Goodsen, an industrious, college-bound 17-year-old. A responsible, trustworthy son. But he's been good for too long. Joel's parents are away and he's in charge of the house. They trust him. Maybe they shouldn't. This film slyly explores the teen dilemma of growing up good-hearted but guilt-ridden.

Tue 25th July

Out Cold

This film, which looks like it would be nothing more than a spectacular series of snowboarding stunts, is actually an homage to Casablanca, set on a rustic Alaskan ski slope called Bull Mountain. Rick, who hopes to run Bull Mountain, can't forget about Anna, the French girl he romanced while vacationing in Mexico.

Tue 25th July

I Love You, Man

Upon realising that he has no male friends close enough to serve as his best man, a husband-to-be immediately embarks on a series of bizarre and awkward 'man-dates' to find such a friend.

Wed 26th July

Morning

Jerked

Two online video pranksters compete against one another in a series of increasingly ridiculous and gross challenges to try to impress a girl. May the best man win.

Wed 26th July

Welcome to Mooseport

A US president who has retired after two terms in office returns to his hometown of Mooseport, Maine, and decides to run for Mayor against another local candidate.

Wed 26th July

Now Add Honey

After her sister is suddenly sent to rehab, Caroline is forced to look after her movie star niece, Honey.

Wed 26th July

Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj

Taj, Van Wilder's assistant in the first film, heads out on his own and heads to England's prestigious Camden University to further his studies. Along the way, he adopts a group of misfits and shows the uptight student body how to get Wilder!

Wed 26th July

Mystery Men

Captain Amazing is the prominent superhero of a major superhero city who is captured by his nemesis. Casanova Frankenstein is the villain of the day and it's up to an inept group of amateurs to save the world. Super-villains look out: these aren't your classic heroes! There's the fork-flinging Blue Raja, the bowling ball-hurling Bowler, the only-when-nobody's-looking Invisible Boy, the shovel-wielding Shoveller and the perpetually-angry Mr Furious.

Wed 26th July

The Hangover Part III

The third and final film in the record-shattering comedy franchise. This time, there's no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

Wed 26th July

Noon

And So It Goes

There are a million reasons not to like realtor Oren Little, and that's just the way he likes it. Wilfully obnoxious to anyone who might cross his path, he wants nothing more than to sell one last house and retire in peace and quiet, until his estranged son suddenly drops off a granddaughter he never knew existed and turns his life upside-down. Clueless about how to care for a sweet, abandoned nine-year-old, he pawns her off to his determined and lovable neighbour Leah and tries to resume his life uninterrupted. But little by little, Oren stubbornly learns to open his heart to his family, to Leah and to life itself.

Wed 26th July

Grimsby

Nobby, a sweet but dimwitted English football hooligan, reunites with his long-lost brother Sebastian, a deadly MI6 agent, to prevent a massive global terror attack and prove that behind every great spy is an embarrassing sibling. Nobby has everything a man from Grimsby could want, including 11 children and the most gorgeous girlfriend in the northeast of England. There's only one thing missing: his little brother, Sebastian, who Nobby has spent 28 years searching for after they were separated as kids. Nobby sets off to reunite with Sebastian, unaware that not only is his brother MI6's deadliest assassin, but he's just uncovered plans for an imminent global terrorist attack. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realises that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.

Wed 26th July

Solitary Man

Ben once ruled a car-dealership empire vast enough to fuel a glossy Manhattan lifestyle and endow a library at an East Coast university. But by the time he arrives at the college with his girlfriend's daughter, Allyson, who is a prospective student, his world has collapsed around his ears. A business scandal has cost him his income and his marriage to Nancy. His ever-present lust for every passing attractive woman threatens to take what little Ben has left. Even his new relationship with Jordan oscillates with tension. When Ben takes Allyson to tour the school, his motives are more than mixed.

Wed 26th July

The Boss

The Boss is a titan of industry who is sent to prison after she's caught for insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America's latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.

Wed 26th July

Evening

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa

Eighty-six-year-old Irving Zisman is on a journey across America with the most unlikely companion, his eight-year-old grandson, Billy. The signature Jackass character Irving Zisman and Billy will take movie audiences along for the most insane hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Along the way, Irving will introduce the young and impressionable Billy to people, places and situations that give new meaning to the term child-rearing. The duo will encounter male strippers, disgruntled child beauty pageant contestants (and their equally disgruntled mothers), funeral home mourners, biker bar patrons and a whole lot of unsuspecting citizens. Real people in unreal situations, making for one really messed up comedy.

Wed 26th July

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Robin of Loxley, is a handsome medieval knight who comes home early from the Crusades to defend England against a hostile takeover. The culprits with their eyes on the throne are the pampered and royally neurotic Prince John and his co-villain, the thoroughly rotten Sheriff of Rottingham. Aided by his band of merry men, Robin wrests power away from the Prince, brings humiliation upon the despicable Sheriff, and finds the keys - to the heart of the fair maid Marian as well as to her Everlast chastity belt.

Wed 26th July

White Chicks

From the director of Scary Movie comes White Chicks, a gender-bending, gut-busting comedy. What happens when two fumbling FBI agents disguise themselves as mega-rich princesses to infiltrate high society? Snap! It's frantic antics and nonstop hilarity as the brothers go from hapless G-men to haute couture G-strings! Groovin' tunes, hardcore jams and a side-splitting disco dance-off with the bluebloods fuel outrageous laughs from start to finish. Two brothers just keepin' it real. Sort of.

Thu 27th July

Morning

Rock the Kasbah

A has-been rock manager from California stumbles upon a once-in-a-lifetime voice in a remote Afghan cave in this film, a dramatic comedy inspired by stranger-than-fiction, real-life events. Richie Lanz, dumped and stranded in war-torn Kabul by his last remaining client, discovers Salima Khan, a Pashtun teenager with a beautiful voice and the courageous dream of becoming the first woman to compete on national television in Afghanistan's version of American Idol.

Thu 27th July

Jackass Number Two

For fans who thought the stakes couldn't be raised any higher and the bar couldn't be lowered any further, the original cast and crew of the stunt comedy sensation that swept the globe return for another round of jaw-dropping feats that are guaranteed to have viewers wincing through their laughter. The boys return to the screen to endure more pain and humiliation than ever thought possible on the big screen.

Thu 27th July

Airheads

The Lone Rangers are a struggling Los Angeles rock band who just about has it all: the sound, the look, the attitude. But with all this going for them, The Lone Rangers can't even get arrested - until they inadvertently take a radio station hostage in an attempt to get their demo played. If they can just get their song played, surely everyone will recognise their talents, and record companies will come begging for their services.

Thu 27th July

The Concierge

In this charming romantic comedy packed with laughs and heartfelt moments, a concierge at fancy hotel dreams of opening his own luxury hotel. When he finally finds an investor for the hotel, he thinks his dreams have come true - until he discovers that the investor is having an affair with the girl that he loves. Will he try to woo her away - or will he accept the money and let her fade away?

Thu 27th July

Kingpin

The Farrelly Brothers direct this outrageous comedy about a former bowling champion who finds himself reduced to a sleazy, small-time hustler, thanks to a double-crossing bowling con man. When the one-time champion discovers a new protege, among the Amish of Pennsylvania Dutch County, he thinks he's found his ticket back to the fast lane. A riotously funny road trip ensues as this hysterically mismatched duo sets out to con their way to the bowling tournament in Reno, Nevada. On the way they find a secret weapon - Claudia. She can swing a mean ball and has the best pins in the business.

Thu 27th July

Van Wilder: Party Liaison

You'll never think of bulldogs, pastries, protein shakes or tutors in the same way again. A 7th-year student has no plans to graduate. Life is good for Van; he's got a coed in every closet and a party to go to every night. His slick reputation even catches the eye of sexy Gwen Pearson, an on-campus reporter determined to expose the naked truth behind his wild exterior. When Gwen enters his life and his father stops paying for his tuition, could Van's days as the king of Coolidge College be over? Find out for yourself in this outrageous laugh-fest that you're sure to go "nuts" over!

Thu 27th July

American Pie 2

The characters you love are back, in the comedy hit that's even more outrageous than the original. One year after the prom-night misadventures immortalised in American Pie, the entire gang has reunited for the summer. Now, an innocent-looking beach house will be transformed into the ultimate party central. Five guys will discover the powerful bonds of friendship - and super glue. Five girls will explore the mysteries of love and the rule of three. From late-night band camp encounters to some very accommodating next-door neighbours, this will be one summer vacation none of them will ever forget.

Thu 27th July

Noon

Osmosis Jones

He's a new strain of hero. He's one cell of a guy. He's Osmosis Jones. This infectiously funny caper kicks off in the 'real' world as Frank ingests a villainous virus named Thrax. Now, deep inside the spectacular, animated inner realm of the City Of Frank, it's up to a maverick white blood cell cop named Osmosis and his reluctant cold-capsule-sidekick Drix to thwart Thrax's epidemic of evil.

Thu 27th July

Nacho Libre

Ignacio is a monastery cook who feeds orphan children by day and by night transforms himself into Nacho Libre, a notorious Luchador in stretchy pants. Spurred on by Esqueleto The Skeleton, a street-peasant-turned-sidekick, Nacho challenges Mexico's most fearsome wrestlers as he fights to save the children and win the affections of Sister Encarnacion, his inspiration and forbidden love.

Thu 27th July

Varsity Blues

In this exciting, funny coming-of-age story about a small-town high schooler confronting the pressures and temptations of gridiron glory, James Van Der Beek (Rules of Attraction) leads the action as Jonathan Moxon. At first, backup quarterback Jonathan is nowhere close to being a football star, but when the starting quarterback is injured, Mox is in the game and in direct conflict with his hot-headed coach, Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight, in a powerful performance). Soon everyone in Mox's football-crazed community will realise there's not just a new star quarterback in town, there's a new kind of hero. Supporting cast includes Paul Walker and Ron Lester. Trivia: the book Mox is reading on the sidelines, hidden inside the team play-book, is "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut; Moxon wears jersey #4 in homage to James Van Der Beek's favourite football player, Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre; all the beer in the movie, though it appears to be Budweiser, is actually just labelled "Beer".

Thu 27th July

The Whole Ten Yards

Thanks to falsified dental records, retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski faked his own death and has taken up a new line of work as a homemaker for his wife Jill, a novice assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past appears. It's their former neighbour Oz who begs them to help rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob.

Thu 27th July

Evening

Date Night

Claire and Phil Foster are a suburban couple slogging through their daily lives and marriage. Even their 'date nights' of dinner and a movie have become routine. To reignite the marital spark, they visit a trendy Manhattan bistro, where a case of mistaken identity hurtles them through the city at breakneck speeds, into non-stop adventure. Remembering what made them so special together, Phil and Claire take on a couple of corrupt cops, a top-level mobster and a crazed cabbie, as their date becomes a night they'll never forget.

Thu 27th July

Good Luck Chuck

A 10-year-old boy incurs the wrath of a Goth girl by refusing to kiss her during spin-the-bottle so she places a hex on the cowardly rule breaker that follows him well into his adult life. Chuck will never find true love. Twenty years on Chuck is a successful dentist who just can't seem to maintain a stable relationship and he realises that every girl he has ever dated has proceeded to find true love with the very next man they meet. Word gets out that Chuck is something of a lucky charm for women looking to tie the knot so every women within a 100 mile radius comes calling for a one night stand. When Chuck begins to suspect that he has found the woman of his dreams, he'll have to break the curse that has plagued him since childhood.

Thu 27th July

Surviving Christmas

It's madness, mischief and mayhem when rich executive Drew Latham decides to rent himself a family for the holidays. Tired of spending Christmas alone, Drew makes them an offer they should have refused. Now their annoying guest and his outrageous demands are turning their Noel into a nightmare in this hilarious slapstick comedy that puts the fun in family dysfunction.

Thu 27th July

Starsky & Hutch

One of television's most popular duos heads to the big screen in this parody of the popular 1970s series. Join uptight David Starsky and laid-back Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson as they're paired for the first time as undercover cops. The new partners must overcome their differences to solve an important case with help from street informant, Huggy Bear and persuasive criminal, Reese Feldman.

Fri 28th July

Morning

Dumb Criminals: The Movie

Rabbit and Rongo, two dumb but kind-hearted criminals, want to help a young girl get the medical treatment she needs. Inspired by true crimes around the world, they attempt to raise money through a series of dumb plans and hopeless schemes.

Fri 28th July

Bubble Boy

A hilarious, laugh-out-loud comedy about a sheltered young man who breaks all the rules on a wild adventure to get the girl of his dreams. Though he's lived his entire life within the confines of a protective plastic bubble and under the ever-watchful eye of his overprotective mother, Jimmy Livingston never thought that he'd missed out on anything, until the girl next door ran off to get married in Niagara Falls. With the wedding only days away, Jimmy has no choice but to build a mobile 'bubble suit' and set off across the country to stop the wedding and confess his love to her.

Fri 28th July

The Heartbreak Kid

Single and indecisive, Eddie begins dating the incredibly sexy and seemingly ideal Lila. Fearful that it may be his last chance at love and happiness, with the encouragement of his father and his best friend, Eddie proposes to Lila after only a few weeks. However, while on their honeymoon in sunny Mexico, Lila reveals her true beyond-awful nature and Eddie meets Miranda, the woman he believes is his actual soul mate. Now Eddie must keep his new, increasingly horrid wife at bay as he attempts to woo the woman of his dreams.

Fri 28th July

Shanghai Knights

The Old World meets the Wild West as Chon Wang and Roy O'Bannon jump back in the saddle. Chon leaves his honourable life as sheriff of Carson City when his sister brings news of his estranged father's murder. On a daring quest for honour and revenge, Chon reunites with Roy, his yarn-spinning sidekick. The trail leads to London, landing America's favourite heroes in the middle of a plot to eliminate the royal family. Chon has his hands - and feet - full as he tries to avenge his father, give Victorian Britain a kick in the pants, and keep love-struck Roy away from his sister. Who says you can't teach the old world new tricks?

Fri 28th July

Jerked

Two online video pranksters compete against one another in a series of increasingly ridiculous and gross challenges to try to impress a girl. May the best man win.

Fri 28th July

Duplex

Young and vibrant New Yorkers Alex and Nancy have just found the perfect place to settle down and share a bright future. But their new home comes with a permanent fixture they didn't expect: an obnoxious elderly tenant who won't move out and refuses to die! Pushed to the edge of insanity as their dream home turns into a nightmare, it's only a matter of time before Alex and Nancy begin to entertain some truly sinister solutions to their problem.

Fri 28th July

Good Luck Chuck

A 10-year-old boy incurs the wrath of a Goth girl by refusing to kiss her during spin-the-bottle so she places a hex on the cowardly rule breaker that follows him well into his adult life. Chuck will never find true love. Twenty years on Chuck is a successful dentist who just can't seem to maintain a stable relationship and he realises that every girl he has ever dated has proceeded to find true love with the very next man they meet. Word gets out that Chuck is something of a lucky charm for women looking to tie the knot so every women within a 100 mile radius comes calling for a one night stand. When Chuck begins to suspect that he has found the woman of his dreams, he'll have to break the curse that has plagued him since childhood.

Fri 28th July

Noon

Broken Lizard's Club Dread

Sketch comedy troupe Broken Lizard - who brought you Super Troopers - is behind this slasher spoof about an anything-goes resort where a psycho-killer starts carving up the guests.

Fri 28th July

I Love You, Man

Upon realising that he has no male friends close enough to serve as his best man, a husband-to-be immediately embarks on a series of bizarre and awkward 'man-dates' to find such a friend.

Fri 28th July

Team America: World Police

Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although initially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realises that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer's hideout where he discovers that the terrorists' plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim Jong-Il, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilisation.

Fri 28th July

Evening

Hot Tub Time Machine

In their 40s and with their lives at a dead end, four pals are transported via a mystical jacuzzi to the stomping grounds of their heyday - 1986.

Fri 28th July

This Means War

The world's deadliest CIA operatives are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman. Having once helped bring down entire enemy nations, they are now employing their incomparable skills and an endless array of high-tech gadgetry against their greatest nemesis ever - each other. May the best spy win!

Fri 28th July

Liar Liar

A fast-talking lawyer and habitual liar discovers that he is unable to tell a lie or withhold the truth about anything for 24 hours after his son makes a birthday wish that comes true.

Fri 28th July

Dirty Grandpa

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona for spring break, his pending nuptials are suddenly in jeopardy. Between riotous frat parties, bar fights, and an epic night of karaoke, Dick is on a quest to live his life to the fullest and bring Jason along for the ride. Ultimately, on the wildest journey of their lives, 'dirty' Grandpa and his uptight grandson discover they can learn from one another and form a bond they never had.

Sat 29th July

Morning

Monkeybone

Stu is a cartoonist who meets his Simian alter ego when a car accident leaves him in a coma, trapping his consciousness in a bizarre realm of the imagination called Darktown.

Sat 29th July

Multiplicity

You can't be everywhere at once, or can you? In this look at modern manhood, an overworked exec gets himself cloned so he can be there for everyone.

Sat 29th July

Zoolander 2

While they struggle to find relevance in this strange new world, Derek and Hansel are recruited to help stop a calculated and deadly plot.

Sat 29th July

Anger Management

After a small misunderstanding aboard an airplane escalates out of control, timid businessman Dave Buznik is ordered by the court to undergo anger management therapy at the hands of specialist Dr Buddy Rydell. Dave reluctantly accepts the doctor's counselling, but after another mishap, Buddy steps up his aggressive and unorthodox treatments by moving in with Dave. As Buddy wreaks havoc with every aspect of his life, Dave must decide whether to crawl back into his shell or finally stand up for himself. Laugh like crazy at this outrageous comedy that will drive you mad with laughter.

Sat 29th July

Sorority Boys

When three broke playboy chauvinists are thrown out of their college fraternity, they find themselves drawn to one last, desperate hope for free room and board - the DOG house, the Delta Omicron Gamma sorority. With a little makeup and some pantyhose, our heroes go undercover in 'enemy' camp.

Sat 29th July

Down Periscope

Veteran skipper John Dodge will never be a textbook officer, but he's a brilliant seaman who's always wanted to command a nuclear submarine. Instead, he's given the helm of the Stingray, a diesel-powered World War II sub crewed by a collection of maladjusted, mistake-prone misfits.

Sat 29th July

Shaun of the Dead

Get ready for a gut-busting, bone-mashing good time in this hilarious horror comedy. There comes a day in every man's life when he has to get off the couch and kill some zombies. When flesh-eating zombies are on the hunt for a bite to eat, it's up to slacker Shaun and his best pal to save their friends and family from becoming the next entree.

Sat 29th July

Noon

Bruce Almighty

Bruce is a bumbling TV reporter who blames God for his woes. When God dares him to do a better job for a day, Bruce accepts his godlike powers - with disastrous zeal.

Sat 29th July

The Hangover Part III

The third and final film in the record-shattering comedy franchise. This time, there's no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

Sat 29th July

Father of the Bride

In this hilarious update of the much-loved Hollywood classic, George Banks is a befuddled father who has a hard time letting go of his young daughter when she unexpectedly announces her plans to wed. Tickling funny bones and touching hearts of critics and audiences alike, this entertaining treat chronicles George's hysterical trials and tribulations leading up to the big event.

Sat 29th July

Evening

Not Another Teen Movie

This comedy lampoons two decades of teen movies from Pretty in Pink to American Pie. Benched high school jock Jake makes a wager that he can transform wallflower Janey into a prom queen, but the Babe, the Bitch, the Porker and the Sidekick grab the gag and run with it.

Sat 29th July

Eddie the Eagle

Inspired by true events, this is a feel-good story about Michael 'Eddie' Edwards, an unlikely but courageous British ski-jumper who never stopped believing in himself, even as an entire nation was counting him out. With the help of a rebellious and charismatic coach, Eddie takes on the establishment and wins the hearts of sports fans around the world by making an improbable and historic showing at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics.

Sat 29th July

Tropic Thunder

An action comedy about a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia for "increased realism", where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys.

Sun 30th July

Morning

Little Fockers

After 10 years and two little Fockers, Greg returns and is still battling his father-in-law's suspicions. Will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch?

Sun 30th July

Super

A low-rent superhero battles to keep the scum off the streets and win back his wife in the process.

Sun 30th July

Joe Somebody

Everybody wants to be somebody, and Joe Scheffer is no exception. But Joe feels like he's a nobody. He regularly has been passed over for a promotion, and Joe is faring no better in his personal life still pining for ex-wife Callie. Joe then loses his cherished personal parking space at the hands of the office bully, Mark, who humiliates Joe in front of his daughter, Natalie. The incident spurs Joe to embark on a quest for redemption - or at the very least a rematch with Mark.

Sun 30th July

Bruno

As Bruno travels the world in search of fame, everyone he encounters - celebrities, politicians, Hasidic Jews, terrorists and cage fighters - become stepping stones to stardom, with hilarious results.

Sun 30th July

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

He's the best there is. In fact, he's the only one there is! He's Ace Ventura pet detective and he's on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man or beast.

Sun 30th July

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

A bouncy comedy about a struggling gym whose misfit members resist a hostile takeover bid by mobilising a dodgeball showdown against their flashy rivals. The laid-back owner leads the team of lovable misfits, including a self-styled pirate, who take on the Globo Gym king and his formidable band of sadistic ring-ins.

Sun 30th July

Get Him to the Greek

A record company intern has two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. As the countdown to the show begins, the intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smugglers, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound.

Sun 30th July

Risky Business

Meet Joel Goodsen, an industrious, college-bound 17-year-old. A responsible, trustworthy son. But he's been good for too long. Joel's parents are away and he's in charge of the house. They trust him. Maybe they shouldn't. This film slyly explores the teen dilemma of growing up good-hearted but guilt-ridden.

Sun 30th July

Noon

Eddie the Eagle

Inspired by true events, this is a feel-good story about Michael 'Eddie' Edwards, an unlikely but courageous British ski-jumper who never stopped believing in himself, even as an entire nation was counting him out. With the help of a rebellious and charismatic coach, Eddie takes on the establishment and wins the hearts of sports fans around the world by making an improbable and historic showing at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics.

Sun 30th July

Out Cold

This film, which looks like it would be nothing more than a spectacular series of snowboarding stunts, is actually an homage to Casablanca, set on a rustic Alaskan ski slope called Bull Mountain. Rick, who hopes to run Bull Mountain, can't forget about Anna, the French girl he romanced while vacationing in Mexico.

Sun 30th July

Happy Gilmore

After his dream of stardom on the hockey ice melts, Happy Gilmore discovers he has a gift that could bring him glory on the greens. Trouble is, with his hot head and hard-hitting drives, Happy doesn't just play golf, he destroys it. With the help of a retired golfer and hot publicist, can Happy perfect his game and tame his temper to win the tournament prize money?

Sun 30th July

Evening

There's Something About Mary

Ted is still in love with his high school prom date, Mary, even though it's been years after the humiliating incident that cut their date short. Ted hires Pat, a private detective to track her down, but Pat ends up falling in love with her too, starting a battle for Mary's heart.

Sun 30th July

Killers

A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when she discovers her husband is an international super-spy.

Sun 30th July

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa

Eighty-six-year-old Irving Zisman is on a journey across America with the most unlikely companion, his eight-year-old grandson, Billy. The signature Jackass character Irving Zisman and Billy will take movie audiences along for the most insane hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Along the way, Irving will introduce the young and impressionable Billy to people, places and situations that give new meaning to the term child-rearing. The duo will encounter male strippers, disgruntled child beauty pageant contestants (and their equally disgruntled mothers), funeral home mourners, biker bar patrons and a whole lot of unsuspecting citizens. Real people in unreal situations, making for one really messed up comedy.

Mon 31st July

Morning

Grimsby

Nobby, a sweet but dimwitted English football hooligan, reunites with his long-lost brother Sebastian, a deadly MI6 agent, to prevent a massive global terror attack and prove that behind every great spy is an embarrassing sibling. Nobby has everything a man from Grimsby could want, including 11 children and the most gorgeous girlfriend in the northeast of England. There's only one thing missing: his little brother, Sebastian, who Nobby has spent 28 years searching for after they were separated as kids. Nobby sets off to reunite with Sebastian, unaware that not only is his brother MI6's deadliest assassin, but he's just uncovered plans for an imminent global terrorist attack. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realises that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot.

Mon 31st July

Dirty Sanchez: The Movie

At the behest of the devil the infamous pranksters of the Dirty Sanchez troupe act out the seven deadly sins around the world. This scatological spectacle will leave you speechless.

Mon 31st July

Bye Bye Love

A trio of divorced dads cope with their single lifestyle in any number of dysfunctional ways. There are girlfriends, ex-wives and kids to juggle, all coming to a head on one life-changing weekend.

Mon 31st July

The World According to Garp

This story chronicles the life of T. S. Garp, the illegitimate son of a feminist mother, who is a quirky everyman, a wistful writer wrestling with our screw loose modern age.

Mon 31st July

Taxi

Non-stop action and comedy abound as New York's fastest cab driver, her supercharged taxi, and a hapless undercover cop team up in a speed chase to outwit and catch a gang of sexy female bank robbers.

Mon 31st July

American Pie: The Wedding

Stifler takes centre stage in the funniest and grossest sequel to the American Pie series. Jim and Michelle's wedding plans are rushed through and nothing goes smoothly in this instalment that will have you rolling in the aisles This farcical conclusion to the breakthrough series has enough poo jokes, pre-wedding crimes against nature and goofiness to keep die-hard Pie-eaters coming back for more.

Mon 31st July

Solitary Man

Ben once ruled a car-dealership empire vast enough to fuel a glossy Manhattan lifestyle and endow a library at an East Coast university. But by the time he arrives at the college with his girlfriend's daughter, Allyson, who is a prospective student, his world has collapsed around his ears. A business scandal has cost him his income and his marriage to Nancy. His ever-present lust for every passing attractive woman threatens to take what little Ben has left. Even his new relationship with Jordan oscillates with tension. When Ben takes Allyson to tour the school, his motives are more than mixed.

Mon 31st July

Hot Tub Time Machine

In their 40s and with their lives at a dead end, four pals are transported via a mystical jacuzzi to the stomping grounds of their heyday - 1986.

Mon 31st July

Noon

Dirty Grandpa

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona for spring break, his pending nuptials are suddenly in jeopardy. Between riotous frat parties, bar fights, and an epic night of karaoke, Dick is on a quest to live his life to the fullest and bring Jason along for the ride. Ultimately, on the wildest journey of their lives, 'dirty' Grandpa and his uptight grandson discover they can learn from one another and form a bond they never had.

Mon 31st July

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Africa's the place and Ace is on the case, setting out to rescue an animal he loathes: a bat. Ace, the alligator-wrasslin', elephant-calling, monkeyshining, loogie-launching, disguise-mastering pet detective returns. If you're ready to laugh like a pack of hyenas, if you want more fun than an industrial-sized barrel of monkeys, you know what to do. Heed the call.

Mon 31st July

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

This is a British crime-action comedy film spin-off, based on fictional radio and television presenter Alan Partridge. After being fired from North Norfolk Digital when it is taken over by a multinational conglomerate and renamed Shape, a disgruntled DJ returns to the station during an office party with a gun and holds the station hostage. The only person he'll talk to during siege negotiations is fellow DJ Alan Partridge who, as he quickly becomes the public and media face of the siege, sees an opportunity to stage a triumphant return to the limelight.

Mon 31st July

Evening

Good Luck Chuck

A 10-year-old boy incurs the wrath of a Goth girl by refusing to kiss her during spin-the-bottle so she places a hex on the cowardly rule breaker that follows him well into his adult life. Chuck will never find true love. Twenty years on Chuck is a successful dentist who just can't seem to maintain a stable relationship and he realises that every girl he has ever dated has proceeded to find true love with the very next man they meet. Word gets out that Chuck is something of a lucky charm for women looking to tie the knot so every women within a 100 mile radius comes calling for a one night stand. When Chuck begins to suspect that he has found the woman of his dreams, he'll have to break the curse that has plagued him since childhood.

Mon 31st July

I Heart Huckabees

Albert Markovski, head of the Open Spaces Coalition, has been experiencing an alarming series of coincidences that have lead him to fall under the influence of nihilistic competitor Brad Stand; an executive climbing the corporate ladder at Huckabees - a popular chain of retail superstores. With the help of two existential detectives, Bernard and Vivian Jaffe, Albert examines his life, his relationships, and his conflict with Brad.

Mon 31st July

Date Night

Claire and Phil Foster are a suburban couple slogging through their daily lives and marriage. Even their 'date nights' of dinner and a movie have become routine. To reignite the marital spark, they visit a trendy Manhattan bistro, where a case of mistaken identity hurtles them through the city at breakneck speeds, into non-stop adventure. Remembering what made them so special together, Phil and Claire take on a couple of corrupt cops, a top-level mobster and a crazed cabbie, as their date becomes a night they'll never forget.

Tue 1st August

Morning

Absolutely Anything

A group of aliens bestow upon a random Earthling the ability to make absolutely anything happen, to see if he uses the power for good or for evil.

Tue 1st August

Airheads

The Lone Rangers are a struggling Los Angeles rock band who just about has it all: the sound, the look, the attitude. But with all this going for them, The Lone Rangers can't even get arrested - until they inadvertently take a radio station hostage in an attempt to get their demo played. If they can just get their song played, surely everyone will recognise their talents, and record companies will come begging for their services.

Tue 1st August

The Hangover Part III

The third and final film in the record-shattering comedy franchise. This time, there's no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

Tue 1st August

Jackass Number Two

For fans who thought the stakes couldn't be raised any higher and the bar couldn't be lowered any further, the original cast and crew of the stunt comedy sensation that swept the globe return for another round of jaw-dropping feats that are guaranteed to have viewers wincing through their laughter. The boys return to the screen to endure more pain and humiliation than ever thought possible on the big screen.

Tue 1st August

Clear History

This hilarious comedy follows Nathan Flomm, a marketing executive at a start-up electric car company, who, after a petty argument with his boss, gives up his 10 percent of the shares. The company then goes on to make billions of dollars, leaving Nathan publicly humiliated and his life destroyed. Ten years later, he's changed his name and moved to a small island off the coast of Massachusetts. All is well until something from his past threatens the new life he's made for himself.

Tue 1st August

Man of the Year

Tom Dobbs is a comedian who made it to the top by telling it like it is. When he decides to run for president to unleash his trademark comic rants on the powers that be, something extraordinary happens - he wins.

Tue 1st August

Whip It

Bliss and her best friend Pash live in the tiny Texas town of Bodeen. They dream of growing up and getting out. Bliss is pressured by her mother to participate in beauty pageants. She also feels like a misfit at school. So Bliss takes a chance and tries out for a roller derby team in Austin. She pushes herself and makes the team, which is called the Scouts. She finds that, despite the violence and aggression of the game, she really loves it. She is also very good.

Tue 1st August

Noon

Showtime

Laughs abound when a no-nonsense LAPD detective is forced to star in a reality-based television show with a showboating patrolman and frustrated wannabe-actor in an effort to boost the department's public image and morale. They soon find their lives turned upside-down by the show's powerhouse producer and her very intrusive camera crew!

Tue 1st August

Head of State

When Washington desperately needs a presidential candidate just weeks before the election, they need someone sure to lose. They pick Mays Gilliam, an unknown local politician from a down-and-out DC neighbourhood to be their puppet. But if Mays is going to run, he's going to have fun. He's bringing in brother Mitch, a hard-core bail bondsman, as his running mate and turning his campaign into party central. Now, Gilliam's gaining in the polls and on his way to making history.

Tue 1st August

Accepted

When every college turns him down, Bartleby 'B' Gaines decides to make one up. Welcome to the South Harmon Institute of Technology, where the students teach the classes, the dean lives in a trailer in the back, and Bartleby's on the way to scoring with the girl of his dreams.

Tue 1st August

Semi-Pro

This is an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA, a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivalled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest. Jackie Moon, is a one-hit wonder who used the profits from the success of his chart-topping song, 'Love Me Sexy', to achieve his dream of owning a basketball team. But Moon's franchise, the Flint Michigan Tropics, is the worst team in the league and in danger of folding when the ABA announces its plans to merge with the NBA. If they want to survive, Jackie and the Tropics must now do the seemingly impossible: win.

Tue 1st August

Evening

Ghostbusters II

Ghostbusters Inc has gone bust but its members get a second chance in this knockabout sequel to the smash hit of 1984 when a ghostly 16th century tyrant starts going Medieval on the streets of Manhattan. Its first target is single mum Sigourney Weaver who knows she's in trouble when flowing pink slime contaminates her toddler's stroller. Who's she gonna call?

Tue 1st August

The Replacements

When a professional football player's strike happens, the owner of a fictitious team, the Washington Sentinels, commissions maverick coach Jimmy McGinty to pull together a team. To lead the team, he finds Shane Falco, a once-promising player who had a disastrous championship game.

Tue 1st August

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Ricky is a defiant young city kid who finds himself on the run with his cantankerous foster uncle in the wild New Zealand bush. A national manhunt ensues, and the two are forced to put aside their differences and work together to survive in this hilarious and heartfelt adventure.

Wed 2nd August

Morning

It Runs in the Family

The Gromberg family is one of the most powerful families in New York City - but hidden beneath a veneer of perfection is a wealth of dysfunction. Three generations of Douglas thespians star in this touching drama about the ties that bind.

Wed 2nd August

Freq Asked Questions About Time Travel

In this funny take on the sci-fi genre, three ordinary guys are stuck in boring jobs with no prospects, even though they all have dreams and hopes for an exciting and better future. As they sit down at their local pub for a few beers, there is no reason to suspect anything unusual is going to happen. Ray (Chris O'Dowd) has always been into time travel, so when he is approached by Cassie (Anna Faris), a woman who claims to be from the future, he naturally suspects a prank. Toby (Marc Wootton) is obsessed with films and immediately thinks Ray is pitching him a film plot, and the cynical Pete (Dean Lennox Kelly) doesn't believe any of it, until he accidentally stumbles through a time leak into the future of the bar. This is the start of a series of accidental trips back and forth through time, during which the guys frantically try to avoid multiple earlier versions of themselves as they attempt to unravel the mystery.

Wed 2nd August

Death to Smoochy

Kids love him. TV execs adore him. Sheesh, it's enough to make out-of-work kiddie-show host Rainbow Randolph puke purple. Ever since that plush, fuchsia-hued, platitude-spouting Smoochy the Rhino started Jiggy Ziggy-dancing in Randolph's time slot, he has just one mad goal: turn the rhino into a dead duck. Say nite-nite, rhino.

Wed 2nd August

The Heat

Uptight FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn and foul-mouthed Boston cop Shannon Mullins couldn't be more incompatible. But when they join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord, they become the last thing anyone expected: buddies.

Wed 2nd August

Ghostbusters

Armed with proton packs and a new range of kick-ass weapons, the Ghostbusters battle to save the city from an uprising of mischievous ghouls.

Wed 2nd August

We're the Millers

David Burke is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer mums, but no kids-after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier. In order to wipe the slate clean-and maintain a clean bill of health-David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbours, cynical stripper Rose and wannabe customer Kenny, and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey, he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the 'Millers' are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang.

Wed 2nd August

Big Trouble

Filled with fast-paced action and big laughs, this film follows an eclectic group of Miami residents whose lives are changed by a mysterious old suitcase containing a nuclear bomb. In one explosive twist after another, the suitcase falls into the hands of a divorced dad, an unhappy housewife, two love-struck teenagers, two hit men, a pair of street thugs, a couple of cops and a psychedelic toad. By the end of it all, some will be wiser, some will be dead, and some will definitely be looking for a new line of work.

Wed 2nd August

Noon

The Replacements

When a professional football player's strike happens, the owner of a fictitious team, the Washington Sentinels, commissions maverick coach Jimmy McGinty to pull together a team. To lead the team, he finds Shane Falco, a once-promising player who had a disastrous championship game.

Wed 2nd August

Black Knight

Jamal is a motor-mouthed mini-golf course employee who wakes up in 14th century England after a knock to the head. There he finds time to get jiggy with some men-in-tights in between leading a rebellion and wooing the ladies.

Wed 2nd August

Sisters

Given one weekend to clean out their childhood bedroom before their parents sell their home, two sisters throw one last party.

Wed 2nd August

Evening

Cadillac Man

Joey O'Brien, a fast-paced high-roller who wheels and deals his livelihood selling top of the line American cars. Lately Joey's life in the showroom has hit a slump and its taking everything he has to get back the old 'pitch'. Joey must give the pitch of his life when the showroom secretary's jealous husband holds the salesmen hostage.

Wed 2nd August

Home Fries

Dorian Lever wants to romance unwed mother-to-be Sally Jackson. His brother Angus wants to kill her. So - you want fries with that? Wearing her Burger-Matic headset like a Cinderella crown, sunny, level-headed Sally, the local drive-through order taker who's caught up in the darkly funny family brouhaha that, unknown to her, is largely orchestrated by the Levers manipulative, saccharine-smiling mum.

Wed 2nd August

Love the Coopers

The holiday season comes but once a year - and that's more than enough for the Cooper family. In this hilarious and heart warming comedy, the family brace themselves for their annual Christmas Eve celebration.

Thu 3rd August

Morning

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Three scouts and lifelong friends join forces with one badass cocktail waitress to become a team of unlikely heroes against the zombie apocalypse.

Thu 3rd August

American Splendor

A grumpy nerd who becomes a cult comic-strip author and talk-show celebrity, combines life and art in a touching take on the American dream. Harvey Pekar is a little-known working-class everyman. Pekar finds love, family and a creative voice through the underground comic books he creates, but still can't manage to find the quicker supermarket checkout line.

Thu 3rd August

iSteve

A comedic look at the life of Steve Jobs.

Thu 3rd August

Funny People

When famous comedian George Simmons is given a second chance at a new beginning, he and his assistant, a struggling comedian, Ira, return to the places and people that matter most including the stand-up spots that gave him his start and the girl that got away.

Thu 3rd August

Monkeybone

Stu is a cartoonist who meets his Simian alter ego when a car accident leaves him in a coma, trapping his consciousness in a bizarre realm of the imagination called Darktown.

Thu 3rd August

Cadillac Man

Joey O'Brien, a fast-paced high-roller who wheels and deals his livelihood selling top of the line American cars. Lately Joey's life in the showroom has hit a slump and its taking everything he has to get back the old 'pitch'. Joey must give the pitch of his life when the showroom secretary's jealous husband holds the salesmen hostage.

Thu 3rd August

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

Bucky Larson, a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life - until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents' footsteps.

Thu 3rd August

Noon

Home Fries

Dorian Lever wants to romance unwed mother-to-be Sally Jackson. His brother Angus wants to kill her. So - you want fries with that? Wearing her Burger-Matic headset like a Cinderella crown, sunny, level-headed Sally, the local drive-through order taker who's caught up in the darkly funny family brouhaha that, unknown to her, is largely orchestrated by the Levers manipulative, saccharine-smiling mum.

Thu 3rd August

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

A needy superhero unleashes her powers on her ex-boyfriend after he dumps her, making his life a living misery and messing with him.

Thu 3rd August

Friday

This film is the rarest specimen of African American cinema: a hood movie refreshingly free of the semi-seriousness and moralism of shoot-'em-up soaps such as Boyz N the Hood, yet still true to the inner-city experience. This is a no-frills tale of a typical day in the life of a pair of African American youth in South Central. Craig is a frustrated teen who endures the ultimate humiliation: getting fired on his day off. Then unknown Smokey, a marijuana-worshipping homeboy whose love for the green stuff lands him in predicament after predicament.

Thu 3rd August

Extract

A hilarious comedy that follows the personal and professional problems endured by the owner of a flower-extract plant. Joel is one step away from selling his flavour extract factory and retiring to easy street when a freak workplace accident sets in motion a series of disasters that put his business and personal life in jeopardy.

Thu 3rd August

Evening

Bushwhacked

Max Grabelski is an overnight delivery courier who inadvertently becomes mixed up in theft and murder. With the police hot on his trail, Max heads for a nearby forest where, through a series of mishaps, he masquerades as a wilderness survival guide for a group of six scouts on a camping expedition.

Thu 3rd August

The Hot Chick

Thanks to a curse attached to some ancient earrings, Jessica has changed bodies and now must convince hot chick pals April and Keecia of her true identity before their long, giggly, underwear-filled sleepovers can continue.

Thu 3rd August

Orange County

This teen caper eschews angst for breezily subversive youth comedy. High-schooler Shaun has his sights set higher than his beach bum suburbanite buddies, but his road to higher learning is paved with the foibles of his crazy parents.

Thu 3rd August

How to be Single

There's a right way to be single, a wrong way to be single, and then there's Alice. And Robin. Lucy. Meg. Tom. David. New York City is full of lonely hearts seeking the right match, be it a love connection, a hook-up, or something in the middle. Somewhere between the teasing texts and one-night stands, what these unmarrieds all have in common is the need to learn how to be single in a world filled with ever-evolving definitions of love. Sleeping around in the city that never sleeps was never so much fun.

Fri 4th August

Morning

Imogene

Imogene was once a promising young New York playwright whose promise has fizzled, thanks to a crisis of confidence. Heavily in denial about being dumped by her society boyfriend, Imogene uses her skill for drama to stage an elaborate fake suicide as an appeal for his sympathy. But her attempt backfires when she's put into the custody of Zelda, her estranged gambling addict mother, and must return home with her to the Jersey shore. Desperate to get back to her Manhattan circle of so-called friends, Imogene must finally deal with her family, including her unique brother, Zelda's new boyfriend The Bousche, plus a cute young lodger,who together help Imogene sort out her place in the world.

Fri 4th August

Man of the Year

Tom Dobbs is a comedian who made it to the top by telling it like it is. When he decides to run for president to unleash his trademark comic rants on the powers that be, something extraordinary happens - he wins.

Fri 4th August

Get Him to the Greek

A record company intern has two days to drag an uncooperative rock legend to Hollywood for a comeback concert. As the countdown to the show begins, the intern must navigate a minefield of London drug smugglers, New York City brawls and Vegas lap dances to deliver his charge safe and, sort of, sound.

Fri 4th August

Project X

Three seemingly anonymous high school seniors attempt to finally make a name for themselves. Their idea is innocent enough: let's throw a party that no one will forget. But nothing could prepare them for this party. Word spreads quickly as dreams are ruined, records are blemished and legends are born.

Fri 4th August

Bushwhacked

Max Grabelski is an overnight delivery courier who inadvertently becomes mixed up in theft and murder. With the police hot on his trail, Max heads for a nearby forest where, through a series of mishaps, he masquerades as a wilderness survival guide for a group of six scouts on a camping expedition.

Fri 4th August

The Cable Guy

Chip Douglas, a cable installer raised on television sitcoms, he wants life to look just like My Three Sons. And when he meets single guy Steven Kovacs, he sees his chance for some serious male bonding. But Chip's idea of friendship - which includes physical assault, a game of 'Porno Password' and a medieval joust - may be hazardous to Steven's health. In Chip's own immortal words, "I can be your best friend... or your worst enemy."